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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ...MNS on Monday night because he was watching a porn movie starring.....
    ......Mary Harney and a hairy moustached man with a long..........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Roy Keane is still a pri*k!

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    ....nose and very hairy....

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    ...chest. Robin thought to himself, "Jaysus, I've a girl's name. Also, that bloke on the telly there looks a bit like Ryan Giggs with his hairy aul chest. Alternatively, it could be Pete Sampras. I'd better be sure."
    He whipped out his phone and dialled Cesc Fabregas's number. Cesc was quite peeved that his loan move to Kildare County had fallen through, and had consigned himself to another season in the Big Money Hype League. When the phone rang, he put down his paella, answered it, and said to RVP, ".....

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    "Bohs are in for you Robin and offering €50 a week plus tips, but I'd recommend a move to Shamrock Rovers because..."
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    ....Shamrock Rovers actually love to......
    Nobody knows us, we don't care

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    win games. Van Persie, tired now of Arsene Wenger soaping him down in the shower, decided to..
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    ....phone his old buddy Roddy Collins for advice on ......
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    ....which suit to get in Louis Copelands...
    Good evening!

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    but Louis wasn't at home, instead he was out with Wayne Rooney at...
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    ...a sex addicts anonymous clinic...
    Good evening!

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    ...then they all died.
    #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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    ...then cool dog arrived and gave them all cpr which saved their lives...
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    ...........as he'd worked as a consultant in the local hospital for a while, which also employed................
    Quoting years at random since 1975

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    ...Pat Dolan whose job it is to.......
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    give the Rovers defence advice on how to stifle the Dundalk attack but
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    he was missing that night as he was at an "eat all you can barbecue" with

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    Quote Originally Posted by the 12 th man View Post
    he was missing that night as he was at an "eat all you can barbecue" with
    ....Stephen Ireland who was about to attend his granny's funeral when..
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    pat dolan ate him and
    Bring back the plank

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    the granny for desert,that was strange because he was supposed to be

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    at the Aviva Stadium playing for an Aston Villa XI against
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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