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  1. 2legged tackle's Avatar

    2legged tackle said: 09/12/2008 7:14 PM
    Thought each one was as excellant as the last. Cheers Gustavo
    "1 day i will start hand.ie"
    Newtown F.C. 1977-2008 R.I.P.
    Hibs goin up!
     

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    Mr Maroon said: 15/12/2008 11:16 PM
    http://goldenpages.ie/search/Nickelb...iginality.html
     

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    gustavo said: 15/12/2008 11:42 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Maroon View Post
    http://goldenpages.ie/search/Nickelb...iginality.html
    http://goldenpages.ie/search/Mr_Maro...ts/Humour.html

     

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    Mr Maroon said: 15/12/2008 11:52 PM
    ah touché.

    http://goldenpages.ie/search/Sligo_R...g_ability.html


    Scare them all away?
    http://goldenpages.ie/search/Sligo/Sheep.html
     

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    sligofan4ever said: 20/12/2008 2:52 PM
    What do you call a chinese man not well in the head ?

    Sum-Ting Wong

    What do you call a chinese man with one testicle ?

    Won-Hung Low
    Coleman for Ireland
     

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    oscar said: 21/12/2008 12:40 PM
    Racistsor should i say lacists
    sorry was watching Benny Hill last night
     

  7. paul_oshea said: 22/12/2008 10:17 AM
    what do you call a woman standing in the middle of goalposts?





    Anette.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     

  8. Den Perry's Avatar

    Den Perry said: 22/12/2008 12:35 PM

    or...

    what do you call a man with a shovel on his forehead?


    Doug...
     

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    Sligo Hornet said: 22/12/2008 1:16 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    what do you call a woman standing in the middle of goalposts?





    Anette.
    Quote Originally Posted by Den Perry View Post
    what do you call a man with a shovel on his forehead?


    Doug...


    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
     

  10. paul_oshea said: 22/12/2008 1:25 PM
    ya ive been to that bar hornet, its a lot nicer on the inside!
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     

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    Sligo Hornet said: 22/12/2008 1:29 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    ya ive been to that bar hornet, its a lot nicer on the inside!
    Up the Fulham High Road right?
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
     

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    osarusan said: 22/12/2008 1:31 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet View Post
    the road from Ireland to Sunderland.
     

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    noby said: 22/12/2008 1:32 PM
    Girl with one leg? Eileen.
    Girl with no legs? Noleen.
    Ceci n'est pas une signature
     

  14. stann said: 22/12/2008 1:53 PM
    Man with a seagull on his head?
    Cliff.
    more bass
     

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    pineapple stu said: 22/12/2008 1:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Den Perry View Post
    what do you call a man with a shovel on his forehead?


    Doug...
    Man with no shovel on his forehead?

    Douglas.
     

  16. gustavo's Avatar

    gustavo said: 22/12/2008 2:07 PM
    These don't work too well typed

    What do you call two Spanish firemen

    Hose A and Hose B

    What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs

    Grassy ass

    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe

    Roberto

     

  17. Sligo Hornet's Avatar

    Sligo Hornet said: 22/12/2008 2:52 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by gustavo View Post
    These don't work too well typed

    What do you call two Spanish firemen

    Hose A and Hose B

    What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs

    Grassy ass

    What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe

    Roberto



    You're not wrong Gus!
    Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
     

  18. paul_oshea said: 22/12/2008 4:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet View Post
    Up the Fulham High Road right?
    Ya right,
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
     

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    6yardpunisha said: 22/12/2008 6:54 PM
    what do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his a**(no its not Richard Gere)


    Warren
    "Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi". - Ian Holloway
     

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    thischarmingman said: 23/12/2008 8:07 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Den Perry View Post
    what do you call a man with a shovel on his forehead?


    Doug...
    What do you call an epileptic in a bush?





    Russell.