Thought each one was as excellant as the last. Cheers Gustavo
"1 day i will start hand.ie"
Newtown F.C. 1977-2008 R.I.P.
Hibs goin up!
http://goldenpages.ie/search/Mr_Maro...ts/Humour.htmlOriginally Posted by Mr Maroon
ah touché.
http://goldenpages.ie/search/Sligo_R...g_ability.html
Scare them all away?
http://goldenpages.ie/search/Sligo/Sheep.html
What do you call a chinese man not well in the head ?
Sum-Ting Wong
What do you call a chinese man with one testicle ?
Won-Hung Low
Coleman for Ireland
Racistsor should i say lacists
sorry was watching Benny Hill last night
what do you call a woman standing in the middle of goalposts?
Anette.
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
what do you call a man with a shovel on his forehead?
Doug...
Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
ya ive been to that bar hornet, its a lot nicer on the inside!
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Up the Fulham High Road right?
Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
the road from Ireland to Sunderland.
Girl with one leg? Eileen.
Girl with no legs? Noleen.
Ceci n'est pas une signature
Man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
more bass
Man with no shovel on his forehead?
Douglas.
These don't work too well typed
What do you call two Spanish firemen
Hose A and Hose B
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs
Grassy ass
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe
Roberto
These don't work too well typed
What do you call two Spanish firemen
Hose A and Hose B
What do you call a Spanish footballer with no legs
Grassy ass
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe
Roberto
You're not wrong Gus!
Tact is for people who are not witty enough to be sarcastic
Ya right,Up the Fulham High Road right?
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
what do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his a**(no its not Richard Gere)
Warren
"Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks they're not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi". - Ian Holloway
What do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell.
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