Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[the 12 th man]

You're a poet, don't you know it!

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)

You could also offer a sambo/roll containing the world famous "Cheeses of Nazareth"..

[Lev Yashin]

Back on topic

Men, normally overweight men who wear rugby jerseys with under armour underneath when out and about or in the pub... that Canterbury or whatever make stuff that "athletes" wear, I mean what do they think they look like?

[juan]

Wensleydale is where it's at.

[The Fly]

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)

That's clearly some kind of sexual innuendo.

[Eminence Grise]

...says he with a username often used in polite company to refer to male wotsits...

I'm tempted to tell you to zip it, but that would be labouring the point, and anyway your post gave me a laugh when I needed one!!

[SkStu]

You could also offer a sambo/roll containing the world famous "Cheeses of Nazareth"..

those who watch Modern Family might be aware that Sofia Vergara likes to think about the baby cheeses at christmas time. I can only presume she means these

[shantykelly]

emotions, particularly those that aren't returned.

[A N Mouse]

emotions, particularly those that aren't returned.

It could be worse, you could be a harps fans.

Though actually, that might save you some hassle with the whole human emotions thing

[osarusan]

Using the football expressions 'he's not an international standard player', and 'the sign of a great team is winning when not playing well'. They're both bull****.

[DeLorean]

Using the football expressions 'he's not an international standard player', and 'the sign of a great team is winning when not playing well'. They're both bull****.

I'd had "he should have hit the target" to that. Also, people thinking that hitting the post is a shot on target.

[Angus]

back from heathrow the other day and we had a seat recliner.

Guy beside me is on his laptop when the seat gets rolled back

Instant extermination

[shantykelly]

the northern ireland section on p.ie. had a quick look around after a many month hiatus, that place is bad.

[Lev Yashin]

I'd had "he should have hit the target" to that. Also, people thinking that hitting the post is a shot on target.

Can i add, people who say "he missed a penalty" when in fact the keeper saved it.

It wasn't missed it was saved...

Hit it wide or over and its a miss.

[Magicme]

going to bed naked. Wearing Footsie pjs should be the law.

[SkStu]

people trying to ban stuff.