Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[John83]

...which reminds me of a similar song (about texts) by Bill Bailey:
"You texted me on a Monday,
To tell me it was over,
But I did not understand-
Because you used Predictive Text

And it was-
Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo..."

I remember that one - it's from Part Troll, about the pathetic, whinging nature of a lot of modern American rock.
"How can I feel pain,
How can I feel pain,
When you're being so supportive."

[osarusan]

Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner.

Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or [by who?] or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs, leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway.

[thischarmingman]

Hmmm...

Designing websites (mainly sport-related) so that when you first go there, it's all advertising with a tiny 'enter site here' in a corner. [example needed]

Going through wikipedia and adding [citation needed] or [by who?] or [weasel words] to articles. It's wikipeda ffs [abbreviation], leave it alone. Nobody should be relying on it for anything anyway. [opinion]

[Acornvilla]

deleting your posts before i get to read them!

[juan]

Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!

[Dunny]

The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.

[osarusan]

The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.

He'll surely fall down the stairs one of these days.

[Wolfie]

People who say "No pressure then!!!" in commenting to a situation that tends to have a high level of pressure involved - like bomb disposal.

These people will also think this reference is both hilarious and archly insightful.

Wolfie: "I have to diffuse this bomb or loads of people will die".

Idiot: "No pressure then"

Wolfie: "You've pushed me over the edge. Everyone must die. Cutting red wire"

KABOOOOOOOOM!

[A N Mouse]

Farting in elevators, especially when other people are going up a few floors. It was torture!

That's wrong...

...on so many levels

[Dunny]

He'll surely fall down the stairs one of these days.

If he was mine I swear Id go Homer Simpson on him...

[Dunny]

The ad for the Irish Sun. The young fella going round talking aboout the start of the new Premiership season.

I actually listened to it there.

At the end he goes "when you get that start of season feeling" or something along those lines.

You or any other barstoolers will never experience a REAL start of season feeling.

[SkStu]

calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.

"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"

"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"

[danthesaint]

calling football players or sports-people by their first name. Really bugs me. It takes a certain type of **** to do it too.

"I see Fahey did really well there at the weekend"

"ah yeah, Keith has always been a decent player"

i only do that down at richer, "well done ryan" or "**** sake gary" etc....

[SkStu]

joey barton's 'tache

[Dunny]

joey barton's 'tache