Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[Mr A]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.

[John83]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.

Cheese on toast.

[horton]

The bitchiness of the scouse rat at some random debt collection agency that rang me earlier. Apparently the last bill on a house I lived in a while back wasn't paid, which is bull as I had to show the landlord final bills to get my deposit back. Landlord denies having a copy, and as its been a few years I obviously wouldnt still have it so they're claiming I still owe it. They can take a run and jump for all I care

[John83]

What does this have to do with cheese?

[the 12 th man]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iFIDdxibrTg/S3FiV8Zt6eI/AAAAAAAAD04/Tmrw3lEf_3c/s200/wallace_gromit_cheese.jpg

[thischarmingman]

The bitchiness of the scouse rat at some random debt collection agency that rang me earlier. Apparently the last bill on a house I lived in a while back wasn't paid, which is bull as I had to show the landlord final bills to get my deposit back. Landlord denies having a copy, and as its been a few years I obviously wouldnt still have it so they're claiming I still owe it. They can take a run and jump for all I care

Edam them all to hell! Brie strong and stand up to them.

Cheddar safe than sorry, after all.

[SkStu]

F*** cheese and the horse it rode in on.

Toast is where it's at.

i could quite happily live on toast and butter for the rest of my life. And wouldnt complain if every couple of years some kind soul donated a pot of little chip for the toast (for desert).

[dahamsta]

Of course melted cheese on toast comes very close to tuna melt in the yumminess league. Doesn't even need butter. Which is usually Just Wrong, of course.

Hot Chicken Baguette for treaty Friday lunch today. Lovely melted cheese. Nyom.

[Eminence Grise]

Edam them all to hell! Brie strong and stand up to them.

Cheddar safe than sorry, after all.

Cheesy puns. That's exactly the sort of behaviour that should be banned. They're so bad I wish I'd thought of them!

[dahamsta]

You know your username sounds like a type of cheese, right?

[Eminence Grise]

My username? Racking my brains here, but I don't know which cheese you mean. Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese? (Might be tempting fate, but what kind of cheese would it be in that case?)

[Lev Yashin]

My username? Racking my brains here, but I don't know which cheese you mean. Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese? (Might be tempting fate, but what kind of cheese would it be in that case?)

think he means Emmental cheese...

[Fizzer]

The woman absolutley loves cheese. Most fellas bring home chocolates or flowers when they've fckd up in some way. I land home with a triangle of Brie and all is forgiven.

[dahamsta]

Or does it just sound like it should be a cheese?

Yup. Half a pound of Eminence Grise my good man.

[Eminence Grise]

You're a poet, don't you know it!

Let's go on the road together: we can offer da ham and eminence grise sandwich. Anyone from Mayo willing to spread (!) the news and make a three-way partnership? (Enda, are you out there...?)