Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[SkStu]

People who say alot instead of a lot

i do that even though i know its wrong. I dont know why or where i got the impression that it was correct. It was either

a) thats what my primary school teacher thought it was or;
b) it is something to do with alán which is all typed together (i think)

[sligoman]

When people say 'ye' when referring to only 1 person. I notice a lot of Derry fans do it so maybe it's a Northern thing.

[PartySaint]

When people say 'ye' in general

[sligoman]

When people say 'ye' in general

Better than 'yiz' like the Dubs do or 'yous' like Donegal .

[SkStu]

its only when boggers say it that it gets on my nerves. "What are yee doin?"

Its pronounced differently in Dublin (but spelt the same).

[Angus]

Craig Doyle - and all who sail in her. I know he is not a "behaviour" but anyone who uses the word "footie" in an attempt to be blokey needs to be shot

[shantykelly]

When people say 'ye' when referring to only 1 person. I notice a lot of Derry fans do it so maybe it's a Northern thing.

its a derry thing. yese or youse or yousans are the plural forms.

[horton]

To help outsiders understand Derrys fine lilt, we even have our own translation book:

[gustavo]

Anyone who uses the word blokey

[pineapple stu]

b) it is something to do with alán which is all typed together (i think)

As in the Irish? Nope; it's a lán.

[SkStu]

really? what does the letter "a" mean?

[Fizzer]

Those new ads for McDonalds where it's supposed to be 2044 or something. One fella asks why don't they bring the food back to the flat and the other one says something like it messes up the cheese. what does that mean? In the future cheese is excessively perishable?

[sligoman]

Those new ads for McDonalds where it's supposed to be 2044 or something. One fella asks why don't they bring the food back to the flat and the other one says something like it messes up the cheese. what does that mean? In the future cheese is excessively perishable?

Because they just 'beam' up and down to the flat. So I assume the heat would melt the cheese?

[Fizzer]

Because they just 'beam' up and down to the flat. So I assume the heat would melt the cheese?

Yeah that must be it. You'd think the lads would just keep a few easi singles in the fridge an get the food beamed up to them

[pineapple stu]

You'd hope by 2044, the human race would have had the sense to ban easi singles. Horrible, horrible stuff.