Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[Wolfie]

I agree entirely. Also 'ballpark figure,' 'going forward,' 'meeting challenges,' and 'one to one.'

I work in customer care.

Corporate speak. Dives me insane.

There was a recent reference in an E-Mail to me which requested if an issue could be resolved "COB".

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

Also "In the short to medium term", "tic tac on an issue" "future proof".

Spoofers lingo.

[brendy_éire]

E-Mail to me which requested if an issue could be resolved "COB".

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

Get that all the time in emails. Also get "COP" (close of play). Sickening stuff really.

[thischarmingman]

Get that all the time in emails. Also get "COP" (close of play). Sickening stuff really.

I have never come across this (yet), but that is appalling.

[dahamsta]

I agree entirely. Also 'ballpark figure,' 'going forward,' 'meeting challenges,' and 'one to one.'

"Synergies." People that say it should have a flipchart crammed up their ass. That's a powerpoint presentation I wouldn't object to.

[Bluebeard]

"Synergies." People that say it should have a flipchart synergised up their ass. That's a powerpoint presentation I wouldn't object to.

This better?

[danthesaint]

COB apparently means "Close of Business". Why not just write "Close of Business"?

haha guilty

people who type in CAPS

[sligoman]

Saying '*Thanks*' because the Thanks button has been removed.

[Dunny]

Saying '*Thanks*' because the Thanks button has been removed.

*Reputation added*

[Magicme]

drinking on Sunday when you have work on Monday.

Oh and people you love moving to Australia. Dam I hate Oz.

[Schumi]

Football on the telly with the commentary ahead of the action. Trevor Welsh is ruining tonight's game!

[oscar]

its more than likely been posted before and probably by me

Ray D'Arcy and Jenny Kelly.......they make me sick

[juan]

Football on the telly with the commentary ahead of the action. Trevor Welsh is ruining tonight's game!

Trevor Welch would ruin any game regardless if the commentary was ahead or not.

[Schumi]

Trevor Welch would ruin any game regardless if the commentary was ahead or not.

I knew someone would say that!

[oscar]

my missus needlessly jawing me

[Magicme]

Its never needless Oscar. You are male!