Martin O'Neill and Roy Keane

[paul_oshea]

"Refresh my memory Aiden, Why don't you score enough goals again and continuously hit crosses at the first Defender?!"
"Eh...." bemused by the fact he is unsure if its a statement or a joke or a question.
"Eh Martin hold on there, where do I fill up the water from?!" said Keogh.

[Junior]

If fairness POSH that stalker looks a little like yerself in that pic!

[DannyInvincible]

One of Roy's requirements for international football in tonight's match programme read as follows:

Two, they have to be playing regularly. The more games you play, the fitter you are.

As Neil O'Riordan pointed out on Twitter, Shay's selection would appear to contradict that.

[tricky_colour]

See who's lurking with intent in the background?

"Aiden, why do you wear your all time international goals scored on your shirt?"

[gastric]

See who's lurking with intent in the background?

Did you hear the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Irishman?

[DeLorean]

That's actually quite brilliant, Gastric!

[gastric]

That's actually quite brilliant, Gastric!

Thanks. I put the smiley face on the end as I was terrified Danny would come after me!

[SwanVsDalton]

That photo! He looks like The Ripper:tn_lastactionherowp14.jpg

[DeLorean]

Keane's second book is being released on the 9th October, three days before the Gibraltar match. Surely the inevitable sh!t storm and media hysteria could have waited a week but something tells me this isn't an unfortunate coincidence.

No wonder there was no issue taking the Villa job, with all the time finishing the book freed up!

Roddy Doyle: Keane was fantastic to work with right down to the proof-reading

[OwlsFan]

S

MO'N: Be honest, Aidan, what do you think of Keogh?
McGeady: Keogh ? He's always listening in on conversations. In fact I'd say he's a right wa*ker

[paul_oshea]

Interesting article, I'm sure I remembered him during Droghedas Euro campaigns. Seems very skinny, particularly the legs, for a professional footballer.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/european-championships/rising-star-shaun-williams-has-his-eyes-on-irish-prize-30586591.html

[Charlie Darwin]

Williams didn't play in Europe for Drogs from what I recall, he was never a first XI player there.

[paul_oshea]

No not starting but I thought he came on as a sub a couple of times.

[Charlie Darwin]

From what I can see he made the bench a couple of times but didn't play. He did play for Fingal in the UEFA Cup though.

[TheOneWhoKnocks]

Interesting article, I'm sure I remembered him during Droghedas Euro campaigns. Seems very skinny, particularly the legs, for a professional footballer.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/socc...-30586591.html

Another thing I notice about a lot of Irish footballers is that we have no necks (Stan Lazaridis syndrome) and weak chins.