New meaning to the word 'Slapper'

[paul_oshea]

ok, the next most important question. is she good looking?honest answer.she doesnt read foot.ie

[Green Tribe]

ok, the next most important question. is she good looking?honest answer.she doesnt read foot.ie

depends what floats your boat, some maybe say yes, some no. I would say average. She is Korean.

[paul_oshea]

also can you hear the birds outside your window? :)

at home home they only start around 530 in the morning.

[Green Tribe]

that them hookers whistling in your streets in london?

:D

[hamish]

Jaysus, POS, 36!!! :eek:
I had ya down for a bloke in his early 20s!!

[Green Tribe]

Jaysus, POS, 36!!! :eek:
I had ya down for a bloke in his early 20s!!

:D :D :cool:

[paul_oshea]

ah welll thats alright then, i take your word for it :)

she is worth avoiding like a dose of...

[paul_oshea]

that them hookers whistling in your streets in london?

no they are here beside me.

but i like your way of thinking :cool:

[Green Tribe]

ah welll thats alright then, i take your word for it :)

she is worth avoiding like a dose of...

:eek: Shocking!

[Green Tribe]

should really be sleeping, see you lot, bad influence, but had to share my gossip story tonight, still can't get over it, dooorty feckers. You just don't know what's going on half the time, do you? :eek: :D

[hamish]

:D :D :cool:

Hey Hey, shhtop takin' the pi$$ of my fellow countyman and sheep fancier
:p :D

[Green Tribe]

Hey Hey, shhtop takin' the pi$$ of my fellow countyman and sheep fancier
:p :D

Moi? Jamais! :D

[hamish]

Moi? Jamais! :D

and ssshtop usin' that kinda language!! :D :D

[Green Tribe]

and ssshtop usin' that kinda language!! :D :D

Pourquoi mon ami? :D

[hamish]

You reminded me of a young lad who stayed with the family for a month in the 70s. He was French, dark and very handsome and called Pascal. He lived up to the French stereotype regarding affairs of the heart.
Myself and my mates took him to music session in Gullanes Hotel, downtown.
He kept asking me: "Noellllle, what you say to young girls if you want to get a dance or a date?
I duly educated him and sent him on his way, having made sure my mates heard all.
He approached a young one, obviously tried to engage in conversation and.........SLAP... he got a ferious whack across his face.
Chastened, he returned to us mystified.
I asked him, did you folow the correct procedure I thought you?
He said, Oui, Noellllle, I said my name, asked her name and offered her a drink.
OK so far, said I. Then did you follow up with the rest of the advice?
Oui, he said.
I said "Are you goooooood for eeeeeeeet? Then, Noooelle, she hit me, non!!
Why? Why?
I kept a straight face and extended my condolences.
He got lucky later on with a bird I fancied.
Justice done, I supose.
:D

[Green Tribe]

Evil Hamish! :D

[Green Tribe]

night-night all, morning actually FFS! Birds are tweeting and the fecking pigeons are humming and humping as normal outside, noisy gits! :mad:

[hamish]

Sleep well, kind KT and don't have nightmares after the new photo ya saw of me in that Britney game. :D

[paul_oshea]

are humming and humping as normal outside

LOL :D :D