The say anything, what's on your mind thread

[John83]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Suck on that, bitches.. as Willie Shake'n'spear might say.

Anyone who likes Shakespeare should check out the Canadian show, Slings and Arrows.

[DannyInvincible]

Not sure where to stick this, so maybe here's the best place for it. It's a bizarre version of Batman's origin story found in a Chinese variety store. Enjoy...

[BonnieShels]

Hey - great! You get a wedding and a day out shopping as a bonus.

No mention of shoes yet, but be prepared...

...then a bag...

...and a fascinator...

...all matching...naturellement...

...of course the really clued-in couples go colour co-ordinated...
(So Mrs Grise informs me!)

We'll understand if you don't have time to post over the next few days!

Not going to wedding again.

[passinginterest]

Not going to wedding again.

You're so gonig. She'll decide she can't not go because the friend will never talk to her again, don't worry though it'll be the very last minute so everything is an absolute panic and even the slightest bit of enjoyment you might have gotten will be taken out of the day. Good luck.

[osarusan]

Not sure where to stick this, so maybe here's the best place for it. It's a bizarre version of Batman's origin story found in a Chinese variety store. Enjoy...

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[BonnieShels]

You're so gonig. She'll decide she can't not go because the friend will never talk to her again, don't worry though it'll be the very last minute so everything is an absolute panic and even the slightest bit of enjoyment you might have gotten will be taken out of the day. Good luck.

No no. On Thursday I will be firmly ensconced in the bosom of a barstool Frank Ryan's on Queen St, sipping Guinness and watching Shams.

I've yet to get home. I fear a change of mind could yet occur. I'm holding onto this most precious of moments.

[BonnieShels]

Idiots, its ELIC CRAPTON!

[DannyInvincible]

Idiots, its ELIC CRAPTON!

[BonnieShels]

You're so gonig. She'll decide she can't not go because the friend will never talk to her again, don't worry though it'll be the very last minute so everything is an absolute panic and even the slightest bit of enjoyment you might have gotten will be taken out of the day. Good luck.

You jinxing bo***x. I'm going to the wedding now!

[Stevo Da Gull]

Got bitten by a dog earlier. Got a tetanus shot and a few plasters put on. The finger that suffered the brunt of the bite is still a bit numb, and when I try to use it it wiggles away of it's own accord.. I'm assuming nerve damage. Anyone have any experience of this, and possibly any idea as to whether it's temporary or more long-term? I know I should seek medical advice rather than ask on a forum, but I've spent enough money on the doctor for one day I've to go back to the doctor tomorrow anyway to pay up but I was just wondering if anyone here had a similar experience.

[Mr A]

Hmmm. Are you foaming at the mouth at all? Do you have an uncontrollable urge to bite people?

[Stevo Da Gull]

Hmmm. Are you foaming at the mouth at all? Do you have an uncontrollable urge to bite people?

Well, yes, but that's not out of the ordinary. Clearly we've never met. I took this picture at work before I got bitten

[BonnieShels]

Fupping weddings!

[Dunny]

Well, yes, but that's not out of the ordinary. Clearly we've never met. I took this picture at work before I got bitten

This you after you got bitten?

[theworm2345]

Fupping weddings!

Well assuming its a catered affair (like most weddings here) at least you can enjoy the food. We've all been dragged to events we don't want to go to and probably don't know anyone and I will let you in on a little secret. Assuming there is an open bar (again, like most weddings here), you'll want to waste no time in utilizing it. This way you can make an ass of yourself and either your woman will not want to take you to these things anymore or you'll be the life of the party and it won't matter that you don't know anyone.

[BonnieShels]

Unfortunately Worm this wedding is the personification of awkwardness. Basically involves groups of people who despise each other being in the same building. I'm sitting sipping the free champagne on foot trying to avoid aggro.

Was at a wedding last year where I knew only my girlfriend and had a great time. Sure I'd strike up a conversation with a barstool.

[Magicme]

You have free champagne and you're moaning? Heathen!

[Eminence Grise]

You have free champagne and you're moaning? Heathen!

Mrs Grise would approve heartily of your contribution to this thread!

[John83]

Got bitten by a dog earlier. Got a tetanus shot and a few plasters put on. The finger that suffered the brunt of the bite is still a bit numb, and when I try to use it it wiggles away of it's own accord.. I'm assuming nerve damage. Anyone have any experience of this, and possibly any idea as to whether it's temporary or more long-term? I know I should seek medical advice rather than ask on a forum, but I've spent enough money on the doctor for one day I've to go back to the doctor tomorrow anyway to pay up but I was just wondering if anyone here had a similar experience.

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[BonnieShels]

You have free champagne and you're moaning? Heathen!

If only you were here.

Free champagne is over now its free cab sav... my mood has lightened.