I think this is starting to belong here, but its not really funny
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My Guarantee
Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Ireland so that they can see their own doctor.
Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
Give your lawn some whiskey...it'll come up half cut
I have a great joke about a roof...but I think it'd just go over your head.
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
Richard III holds the record for staying in a car park the longest. Second place goes to Peter Odemwingie.
Long Live King Kenny
Allegedly Trappatoni agreed to match fix Ireland's 3 group games at last summer's Euros in Poland. The agreement was that Ireland would lose all 3 matches. Trap's team talk to the team was ' Play your normal game lads '.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius
he doesnt have a leg to stand on me thinks
Long Live King Kenny
Sorry lads but cracking jokes about this is a bit prosthetic, sorry, pathetic...
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
The poor man must be going through hell- people should not be exacerbating that by making silly jokes. It'll be hard enough for him to get back on his feet as it is.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
I'm trying to better that on Mr. A but I'm stumped.
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
A couple of days late, but still...
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
Red x!
DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
I once had a pet mouse called Elvis , but he is now dead.
He was caught in a trap
Long Live King Kenny
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