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**BonnieShels** · 13/09/2012, 9:15 PM

This is priceless.

**BonnieShels** · 17/09/2012, 9:58 PM

**SkStu** · 18/09/2012, 2:47 AM

**Spudulika** · 18/09/2012, 3:56 AM

Is it bad that I kept giggling watching this clip?

**osarusan** · 18/09/2012, 9:50 AM

Originally Posted by Spudulika

Is it bad that I kept giggling watching this clip?

I'm more than giggling - Stu, did you make it or just find it?

**osarusan** · 18/09/2012, 11:15 AM

Turns out there are dozens of these efforts on youtube, including a Hitler speech and the 9-11 Twin towers videos. Some aren't great, but basically I've been laughing my head off for the last 5 minutes.

**SkStu** · 18/09/2012, 1:04 PM

Friend posted it on Facebook. I spent a good 10 minutes just calving it!

**Real ale Madrid** · 18/09/2012, 2:27 PM

I must say the opening sequence of PTI on ESPN just made me laugh, they usually open the show with a gag:

Mike Wilbon : Tony – can you believe Apple have pre-sold over 2 million iPhone 5’s ????
Tony Kornheiser: Apple do phones ??????

**theworm2345** · 18/09/2012, 4:35 PM

Originally Posted by Real ale Madrid

I must say the opening sequence of PTI on ESPN just made me laugh, they usually open the show with a gag:

Mike Wilbon : Tony – can you believe Apple have pre-sold over 2 million iPhone 5’s ????
Tony Kornheiser: Apple does phones ??????

*ahem* this is America

**BonnieShels** · 18/09/2012, 6:32 PM

Is it wrong that it's only now I get this "Leave it Ouh!" phenomenon. First thing I clicked on though to be fair. i thought it was some Scouse thing on the face of it.

**nigel-harps1954** · 18/09/2012, 10:15 PM

I think this to be my favourite one of the whole lot.

**strangeirish** · 15/10/2012, 4:02 PM

**theworm2345** · 15/10/2012, 4:07 PM

**the lobster** · 16/10/2012, 9:17 AM

I met Rolf Harris in Tesco the other day,

I said to him, “remember you did the 2 little boys back in the 70’s & 80’s”,

He turned to me and said, “ **** off, That wasn’t me, it was Jimmy Saville”.

**SkStu** · 17/10/2012, 1:18 AM

Came downstairs this morning and my wife had left a note on the fridge:

"It's just not working - I can't take it anymore - I'm leaving you"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was chilled. What the fck is she on about??!

**theworm2345** · 02/11/2012, 1:21 AM

**Real ale Madrid** · 02/11/2012, 9:37 AM

Tony Blackburn was invited to a pool party.

When he turned up he had Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter with him.

The host said to Blackburn:

“you deaf *******, I said bring a pair of speedos….”