The creator of Mcafee is wanted for murder.
The trial should last 30 days
Ho!
The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist thinks it will change; the realist adjusts the sails.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A megasorarse.
(sorry)
I just found out I'm Colourblind....... It's come completely out of the Green!
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root-canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
That is all.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Nigel... OUT!
DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?
A baby in the intensive care unit was playing with a toy donkey,
ICU baby shakin that ass
Turbo-puns.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next **** could spell disaster.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
best prank I have ever seen.......if it happened to me I would be up for manslaughter I reckon !
http://www.joe.ie/joe-life/life-feat...seen-0030911-1
Very good, but thinking about being in a dodgy lift gives me flashbacks to when I was genuinely terrified of them, lifts. Blame Omen II and a wiggling spinal cord.Originally Posted by Terry
I don't know if this would work so well in Ireland, there'd be a shock at first, then a laugh, and then a Mammy trying to help the little one.
That's class!
I just bet on three horses called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times, and none of them won.
I blame it on the bookie.
Thieves have stolen 20 cases of red bull from our local shop.
I don't know how these people sleep at night.
Not really for the faint hearted. Not meant to cause offence either, but I thought this was good.
https://kesslereffect.bandcamp.com/album/kepler - New music. It's not that bad.
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.
Luckily I escaped with just some Super Fish oil injuries......
Kate Middleton has acute morning sickness..
Pippa Middleton has an acute arse.
Long Live King Kenny
Chelsea have signed Wallace for an undisclosed fee. Not to be outdone, Manchester City are reported to be in talks to sign Gromit.
My Guarantee
Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here
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