Jokes (READ FIRST POST)

**theworm2345** · 22/01/2013, 1:53 AM

I think this is starting to belong here, but its not really funny

http://foot.ie/forums/24-Ireland

**Real ale Madrid** · 22/01/2013, 8:54 AM

Originally Posted by Magicme

My sister-in-law's mate who is a nurse was telling us that she was working the day the burger scandal broke and one of the Docs came to her and said that someone was in really sick from eating the burger and she was getting all annoyed and worried until he said, "its ok he is in a stable condition". She nearly killed him!

Bit harsh - its not THAT bad a joke.

**nigel-harps1954** · 22/01/2013, 3:54 PM

Originally Posted by Real ale Madrid

Bit harsh - its not THAT bad a joke.

Ah now!

**SkStu** · 26/01/2013, 6:12 PM

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to Ireland so that they can see their own doctor.

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and to my horror, we had six matching balls!

**cornflakes** · 01/02/2013, 5:05 PM

**Lev Yashin** · 04/02/2013, 10:35 AM

Give your lawn some whiskey...it'll come up half cut

I have a great joke about a roof...but I think it'd just go over your head.

**jinxy lilywhite** · 04/02/2013, 8:11 PM

Richard III holds the record for staying in a car park the longest. Second place goes to Peter Odemwingie.

**Cuyahoga** · 04/02/2013, 10:07 PM

Allegedly Trappatoni agreed to match fix Ireland's 3 group games at last summer's Euros in Poland. The agreement was that Ireland would lose all 3 matches. Trap's team talk to the team was ' Play your normal game lads '.

**Dermotron** · 14/02/2013, 2:17 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius

**the 12 th man** · 14/02/2013, 2:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dermotron

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorius

Should that not be Oscar Pistolius?...

**jinxy lilywhite** · 14/02/2013, 7:43 PM

he doesnt have a leg to stand on me thinks

**SkStu** · 15/02/2013, 1:18 AM

Sorry lads but cracking jokes about this is a bit prosthetic, sorry, pathetic...

**Mr A** · 15/02/2013, 10:18 AM

The poor man must be going through hell- people should not be exacerbating that by making silly jokes. It'll be hard enough for him to get back on his feet as it is.