I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
The Japanese Government have thanked Britain for sending out Rescue Dogs....they said they were Delicious
Is it just me.....but right back seems oddly familar to someone i know
Whole host of celebrites at the O2 last night for the Kylie gig.
Apparently even Sile Seoige came.
I got some new aftershave today that smells like breadcrumbs. The birds are all over it!
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
The house that looks like Hitler:
http://www.independent.ie/world-news...r-2600243.html
Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner
Dad to son, where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps son, Ok I lied I went to the movies.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was Date with Pornstar.
Dad: What? when I was your age I didn't know what porn was... The robot slaps dad..
Mum; ha ha! He is certainly your son. The robot slaps mum.:
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
I guess he has dropped the hand for the last time.
#NeverStopNotGivingUp
Nearly spat lemon and ginger tea over my phone there Mr A!! Your a very bad person.
A Russian walks into a pub in Mullingar.He asks for a Vodka."That'll be 2cent says the barman".
"Why so cheap?" says the Russki.
"The pub is 100 years old today and we're charging the old prices for today.
The Russian notices a load of local Mullingar heads peering in the window."What are they doing?" he asks.
"Their waiting for happy hour" replies the barman.
What do gay horses eat?
Haaaay!
Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.
One i made up
I saw a tax form walking down the street when it tripped on its lace and slipped on a banana skin just then an anvil fell on its head..
It was sooo funny.
But then i do love fiscal comedy.
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
Very poor!
more bass
Only a few hours left to get someone with an April Fool's prank. Try this:
At the family dinner table, unscrew the top of the salt shaker. The next person to use it will get salt everywhere! And when they lean over to clean up the mess, inject them with AIDS.
The KGB, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.
I went to the barbers today.
He asked me what i wanted, and i replied a number two all over......
so he pooed on my head.
My Goal Is To Deny Yours...
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