A non-comprehensive list of Colbert Reports petty dislikes
Stephen Ward
Josh at LB
League of Ireland
Robbie Keane transfer rumours
slow walkers
low talkers
women drivers
people from Roscommon
Last edited by SkStu; 04/01/2011 at 1:45 AM.
Women drivers is not a petty dislike, they are a menace to society and a serious safety hazard for anyone who is out and about. I know Andrei Arshavin agrees on this one as well.
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Am looking for old Irish matches on VHS, PM me if you have some and I'll upload them here
Anyone who has read a Paul O'Shea post, or even met him, will understand the Roscommon vendetta. I'm with Colbert on that one.
I have to share a room with a woman driver...
Is that violins I hear playing? Pity about ye, lads.
The woman driver in my life shares her room with a man from Roscommon. We're a deadly combination...
Who played the roll of sheep?
Jaysus, I see Duff had a blinder last night for Fulham on the Right Wing. Obviously he could never play there for Ireland because he's a Left Winger, a completely different position and it would be ludicrous to suggest otherwise.
PS: Up the Rossies!!!!!
I thought you were off the drink Ronnie?
"No, I drink to help me mind my own business....can I get you one? (c) Ronnie Drew
Colbert, there is a dire shortage of left fullbacks in the Irish/English game. Almost all left fulls are right footed defenders playing out of position or converted left footed attacking players.
Even Ashley Cole, who you imply is the definitive left full, started his career as a forward before being converted into a left full. Of course, had you been his coach, perhaps we would never have discovered his ability in that position...
Ashley Cole is the best left-back in the world. Twould be madness to play him on the right but I'm sure he could do a shift.
Actually from what I hear he is very good at shifting in general.
was going to post this before the goal, but wards positional sense is terrible, he is like ian harte. he has pace though, but for the goal where was he?
I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
Ward moaning in todays herald. Not the way to get in traps good books!
http://www.herald.ie/sport/soccer/wa...n-2602389.html
I've got a lot of sympathy for the guy, seems he's a victim of being a jack-of-most-trades, but his form hasn't been awe-inspiring at LB from what I've heard even if it has been the Premier League. Isn't it mostly said he's looked better in more advanced areas (midfield, left wing) than defence?
Ou-est le Centre George Pompidou?
Think he has been treated very poorly. He certainly deserves a chance.
Always look on the bright side of life
Well isn't that indictment in itself? LB the obvious place to give him a run because we're short, but it's hard to see him getting a wing place with the options we have. At best he'd be competing with Treacy, Keogh and Walters for a squad place. His versatility is counting against him at this point. Though I do think he's been very unlucky not to have got a look in somewhere.
Ou-est le Centre George Pompidou?
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