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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton View Post
    Seriously guys, a key question is being lost amongst all the Spanish lessons, drug accusations and Colemanballs...

    What the flip is a cumtard?

    I want to say some kind of biscuit....
    Half ejaculate, half mental disability and completely tasty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by passinginterest View Post
    Half ejaculate, half mental disability and completely tasty...
    Soggy biscuit then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by passinginterest View Post
    Half ejaculate, half mental disability and completely tasty...
    I would've thought someone who ejaculates in a tardy (late) fashion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton View Post
    Seriously guys, a key question is being lost amongst all the Spanish lessons, drug accusations and Colemanballs...

    What the flip is a cumtard?

    I want to say some kind of biscuit....
    After a quick search on urbandictionary.com, two related definitions are offered:

    i) One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup/mammalsauce

    ii) A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
    It is used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle. (apparently)
    Last edited by The Fly; 10/01/2011 at 7:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theworm2345 View Post
    I would've thought someone who ejaculates in a tardy (late) fashion.
    that's good stuff theworm, keep it... up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post
    After a quick search on urbandictionary.com, two related definitions are offered:

    i) One who is dumbtardedly infatuated with mansyrup/mammalsauce

    ii) A cumtard is a shortening of the phrase cum drinking retard.
    It is used as a way of letting someone know that you consider them to be a retarded cum receptacle. (apparently)
    i think Tetsujin owes this messageboard the truth. What say you Tets. Are you a cumtard?
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    lol @ cumtard.
    Can't believe someone is questioning Mr 1979.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    i think Tetsujin owes this messageboard the truth. What say you Tets. Are you a cumtard?
    On my part I can neither confirm, nor deny, the allegation that I am the President of a gimp club for Hispanic ladies.
    Last edited by The Fly; 10/01/2011 at 10:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwanVsDalton View Post
    Soggy biscuit then.
    I will never dip my Rich Tea again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fly View Post
    On my part I can neither confirm, nor deny, the allegation that I am the President of a gimp club for Hispanic ladies.
    It's an oddly specific allegation. Suspiciously so. Perhaps there exists an inherent inaccuracy in the allegation that prevents confirmation or denial? Such as The Fly not being the President of the Gimp Club for Hispanic Ladies but rather some other position of power? Chief Executive, Administrator etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    i think Tetsujin owes this messageboard the truth. What say you Tets. Are you a cumtard?
    following extensive consultation with my lawyers, I can neither confirm nor deny the accusation, however I will say this.

    Takes one to know one.
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    After some wonderful time killing, news just in the Seamus Coleman has signed a new contract with Everton. Do Sligo get a few quid from this or would it only have been had his mooted transfer gone through?

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    Four and a half year deal, fair play to him.

    Coleman signs new Everton deal

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    Could have sworn he signed one in the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spudulika View Post
    Do Sligo get a few quid from this or would it only have been had his mooted transfer gone through?
    Unlikely. Usual clauses are for future transfers and senior caps.

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    He did Charlie.my mate who works for an agent over here -who is coincidentally from donegal-was saying to me just before Christmas about this.he said his agent was a fool advising him to sign a four and a half year deal at the terms especially given the impact he has now made. I assume its just revised terms to commit him especially with piennar gone.

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    Well I expect both Coleman and Everton realised he had increased in value considerably.
    Not sure who will have got the better deal.
    Coleman will have better wages and security and Everton secured a player with a big transfer value.

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    He might be upgrading his a6!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paul_oshea View Post
    He might be upgrading his a6!
    Speaking of cars, there was a story in one of today's papers (The Independent?) saying that Jermaine Pennant's old club in Spain rang him to say he'd left his Porsche with personalised number plates in the local train station before he left for England. Pennant's response was that he had forgotten he owned one.

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    Ya but then they denied it

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