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**dahamsta** · 21/02/2008, 1:59 PM

Retard is dead and gone. All the cool kids are saying f*cktard these days.

**R�iteoir** · 21/02/2008, 3:43 PM

what about c***basket?

**sadloserkid** · 21/02/2008, 4:21 PM

Originally Posted by R�iteoir

what about c***basket?

Will never quite go out of fashion but used mostly by people who are trying way to hard to impress. The Franz Ferdinand of naughty words.

**Mr A** · 21/02/2008, 4:34 PM

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?

**sadloserkid** · 21/02/2008, 4:49 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?

T1tmonkey has always a particular favourite of mine. I like Clownshoes too.

**strangeirish** · 21/02/2008, 4:50 PM

Originally Posted by Mr A

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?

AssClown always gives me a chuckle

**Magicme** · 21/02/2008, 4:58 PM

Whorebag Biatch is my usual term of abuse.

**Bluebeard** · 21/02/2008, 5:15 PM

@rsewipe would be my poisonous term of choice.

**sligoman** · 21/02/2008, 5:30 PM

Tithead is what I like to use, although not so much recently...must get back into it again!

**sadloserkid** · 21/02/2008, 5:44 PM

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!'

**jebus** · 21/02/2008, 5:51 PM

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!'

Thank God myself and Nempton aren't around anymore, especially after a few drinks, but especially because Nempton would be there

On the insults, I always like cnutface, because at least that can be in context sometimes

**rambler14** · 21/02/2008, 6:02 PM

F*cknut. Great word. Heard it on The Bronx Bunny Show.

**ramsfan** · 21/02/2008, 6:30 PM

the what show, never heard of it

best thing i have heard is people using timmy when refering to people in recognition of timmy from southpark

**strangeirish** · 21/02/2008, 6:56 PM

Originally Posted by rambler14

F*cknut. Great word. Heard it on The Bronx Bunny Show.

Slight variation, F***wad.

**rambler14** · 21/02/2008, 7:04 PM

Originally Posted by ramsfan

the what show, never heard of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7BbWW19nw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p8qEEDge_0

They are like the American version of these loveable rogues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRW-vqh49Bw

**dahamsta** · 21/02/2008, 7:07 PM

Although I've never used it orally - so to speak - I've always thought that "asshat" is a great swear word. Nice and simple, and not really all that offensive either. My gf likes "sh*twit". I think she may have invented it when she couldn't think of "f*ckwit".

SLK, don't introduce that chick to me in a pub. I'm foul-mouthed when I've a few pints in me. And inventive.

adam

**sligoman** · 21/02/2008, 7:15 PM

Originally Posted by dahamsta

My gf likes "sh*twit".

That's a terrible thing for her to call you Adam

**sadloserkid** · 21/02/2008, 7:29 PM

Originally Posted by dahamsta

My gf likes "sh*twit". I think she may have invented it when she couldn't think of "f*ckwit".

Damn that is a good, good word. I am going to make it my business to use that in the next 24 hours.

Originally Posted by dahamsta

SLK, don't introduce that chick to me in a pub. I'm foul-mouthed when I've a few pints in me. And inventive.

The more I tried to be clean-mouthed the more and more slipped out. Eventually to add to the hilarity we all felt (bar her obviously) I started slapping myself in the face every time I swore. That was a joke that got old real fast and showed me just how often I do swear. I did master the skill of saying 'funk' instead of 'fck' though to the point that I've started using the word everywhere (as in 'you are so funking wrong!') Good times.

**stann** · 21/02/2008, 8:08 PM

Not a term of abuse, but, as a general outburst to the aether when things take a turn for the worse, p!ssflaps is hard to beat.

**dahamsta** · 21/02/2008, 8:13 PM

Originally Posted by sligoman

That's a terrible thing for her to call you Adam

I've been called worse.

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

Damn that is a good, good word. I am going to make it my business to use that in the next 24 hours.

I'll pass along your appreciation!

I did master the skill of saying 'funk' instead of 'fck' though to the point that I've started using the word everywhere (as in 'you are so funking wrong!')

I try to substitute with "fork", but it's the exception rather than the rule.

Originally Posted by stann

Not a term of abuse, but, as a general outburst to the aether when things take a turn for the worse, p!ssflaps is hard to beat.

A friend used "beef curtains" as an alternative to that particular expletive. I have inventive friends too.