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    Quote Originally Posted by Calcio Jack View Post
    ... a large slice of green humble pie that had been baked by....
    Setanta who no longer could afford...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    pat dolans food bill which was.............
    LESS OF THE BULL NOW!

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    directly in proportion to the size of...
    I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkStu View Post
    directly in proportion to the size of...

    Tony Adams imagination, so Tony Adams was locked up in....
    "Joe Jordan is off to watch Young Boys tomorrow" Ian Darke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe Man View Post
    Tony Adams imagination, so Tony Adams was locked up in....
    time for him to apply for the vacant Celtic job, even though he had no saliet experience he thought he was the man for the job on the basis.......
    "I'm just a chilled out entertainer"

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    Quote Originally Posted by centre mid View Post
    time for him to apply for the vacant Celtic job, even though he had no saliet experience he thought he was the man for the job on the basis.......
    .....of his fondness for cheap scotch whiskey and the fact that...........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Roy Keane is still a pri*k!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayo Red View Post
    .....of his fondness for cheap scotch whiskey and the fact that...........
    no one else would give him a job. He arrived at Celtic wearing his blue Portsmouth jersey and
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    no one else would give him a job. He arrived at Celtic wearing his blue Portsmouth jersey and
    and green and white nipple tassles, which he had won in a bet with.....

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    wim jansen who actually said tony should go for mangers job in celtic megastore not the football club because . . . .
    roddy collins should be a comedian!!

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    the football club had already experimented with donkeys managing them and it hadnt worked out at all because...
    I like high energy football. A little bit rock and roll. Many finishes instead of waiting for the perfect one.

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    John Hartson kept getting into fights with the donkey managers cos he felt there was only room for 1 donkey at the club , obviously Hartson won out due to his superior donkey kick , which Eyal Berkovic can vouch for when John tried to help Eyal become the first Israeli in space. Although John can't claim to be the most successful donkey in football because....

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    Warnock used to be called "Donkey" by the gate attendant at Bramall Lane. When asked by a Blunt fan why he was called that, Warnock spluttered "He ahhh, he ahhh, he always calls me that!" Passing by at the time was Brian Kerr wearing a....
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlsFan View Post
    Warnock used to be called "Donkey" by the gate attendant at Bramall Lane. When asked by a Blunt fan why he was called that, Warnock spluttered "He ahhh, he ahhh, he always calls me that!" Passing by at the time was Brian Kerr wearing a....
    mankini which he borrowed from borat, the two are long time friends and meet at.....
    roddy collins should be a comedian!!

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    Alice Kerr's gaff. She had prepared a slice of herself for..

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    ...everyone but just then Pat Scully arrived wearing a big....
    Nobody knows us, we don't care

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddyfield View Post
    ...everyone but just then Pat Scully arrived wearing a big....
    smile and nothing else. He went on to explain that he had just been mugged while passing through Moyross, but that the teenage girls didn't get his wallet because he had cleverly hidden it in........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayo Red View Post
    smile and nothing else. He went on to explain that he had just been mugged while passing through Moyross, but that the teenage girls didn't get his wallet because he had cleverly hidden it in........
    In his bum... going on to explain,"Well I was on the look out for new players and ended up in Newcastle, While there I had a few too many and got freaky with a Geordie bird, turned out she was a he needless to say I wasn't impressed and I told him/her what I tought. He/she rang the police and I ended up locked up in the slammer with....."
    "Joe Jordan is off to watch Young Boys tomorrow" Ian Darke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe Man View Post
    In his bum... going on to explain,"Well I was on the look out for new players and ended up in Newcastle, While there I had a few too many and got freaky with a Geordie bird, turned out she was a he needless to say I wasn't impressed and I told him/her what I tought. He/she rang the police and I ended up locked up in the slammer with....."
    ....Joey Barton who said not to worry because this was one of the finest jails he'd ever been in, and he wished he could stay longer but..........
    The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses - behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
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    Roy Keane is still a pri*k!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayo Red View Post
    ....Joey Barton who said not to worry because this was one of the finest jails he'd ever been in, and he wished he could stay longer but..........
    the authorities realised that playing for newcastle united was punishment enough for his crimes so relased him back into the wild, only a few days being a free man he.......
    roddy collins should be a comedian!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weatherman View Post
    the authorities realised that playing for newcastle united was punishment enough for his crimes so relased him back into the wild, only a few days being a free man he.......

    signed for Sunderland after an interview by Mother Teresa whom he headbutted. Roy Keane was present because he was collecting the money owed to him and also because he...
    Forget about the performance or entertainment. It's only the result that matters.

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