Maradona new Argentina Manager

[Mr Maroon]

Smacks of desperation from Argentina.

I agree. I can't see it working at all. Should be entertaining to watch from the outside though.

[Sligo Hornet]

Smacks of desperation from Argentina.

....indeed

[Thunderblaster]

Half Time Refresments = Snorting Cocaine

Crossing Practice = Handball Finishing

Let's put this into context then:

England Manager = Paul Gascoigne (Multi Problems)

France Manager = Eric Cantona (Mistaking Supporters for Footballs)

Rep. Ireland Manager = Stephen Ireland (My Great Grandmother's 69th Cousin's, 19th Times Removed, Donkey Has Died, So I have to Go Home)

Brazil Manager = Romario (Let's go out and Party)

Colombia Manager = Rene Higuita (Been to Jail)

Holland Manager = Marco Boogers (Lived in a Caravan)

Turkish Manager = Alpay (Cannot take a beating particularly well)

Australian Manager = Mark Bosnich (Drugs)

Romanian Manager = Adrian Mutu (Drugs)

Haiti = Jean Ernst Joseph (Drugs)

Mexico = Jorge Campos (Weird Sense of Fashion)

Can anyone else come with more wacky combinations??

[stojkovic]

Can anyone else come with more wacky combinations??

Not whacky but real ;

Ireland - Steve Staunton

[Rambling Along]

Scotland: Charlie Nicholas (party boy)

N. Ireland: Neil Lennon (they'd love that!)

[Razors left peg]

Scotland: Charlie Nicholas (party boy)

N. Ireland: Neil Lennon (they'd love that!)

now thats one Id love to see

[Bluebeard]

N. Ireland: Neil Lennon (they'd love that!)

Don't be mad, that would be even less likely than the yanks voting in a black guy...

Some potentially entertaining possibilities:

Ireland: Tony Cascarino
Wales: Vinnie Jones
France: Harald "Watch your face" Schumacher
Brazil: Fat Ronaldo
Zimbabwe: Bruce Grobelaar
Australia: Craig Johnstone
Italy: Zinedine Zidane
Scotland: Grahame Souness
England: Anyone German
USA: Mahdavikia (scored against them for Iran in 98)