OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me.
Let the puns commence.
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OUCH!!! Jail for life if you ask me.
Let the puns commence.
Ouch...
On a kind of similar note, I see some Dutch one took the Dutch lottery to court because she didn't win. Her friends won E14m in a group which she hadn't entered, so she sued for mental anguish. Case rejected, naturally.
Can't believe I'm going to make it to the 'Pulled Off' pun first ...ah crap I've ruined it.Quote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
She claims she's "not a violent person". How much more violent can you get?
You yanked a mans ****** off love! Where I come from, Limerick, that's pretty fcuking violent!!!:D
I've heard of women being ballbreakers before...
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Originally Posted by osarusan
Any other breaking news? :cool:Quote:
Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February, 2005, 15:13 GMT
Seems to me this was definitely an act of violence. If she'd genuinely not intended to rip his nad off, her reaction would not have been to stick it in her gob, that's for sure.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this, at least this fella still has one left though.......:eek:
Maybe the poor girl just wanted her tonsils back.
Thats a spicy meatball!
Also, I saw a case in the US where a guy is trying to sue a dry cleaners. They had a sign saying "Same Day Service" "Cstomer Satisfaction Guaranteed", but due to some screw-up, they were not able to clean the guy's pants on the same day, thus causing him "mental anguish" to the tune of $65,000,000. Just hope it gets thrown out.Quote:
Originally Posted by pineapple stu
I'd be more bothered by her interpretation that she "never meant to harm him":eek::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lionel Ritchie
I love the bit about the friend handing it back saying: "That's yours". A whole lotta good it'll do now.
You go girl!
Now lads flirt with me if u dare!
Dry cleaning guy loses his case. Good news.
Reminds me of the Seinfeld dry cleaning shrunk shirt episode. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by osarusan
Talk about caught by the Bo!!ix
"I am in no way a violent person."
Ha!
Hi Magic , how are you today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Magicme
I am forever more wearing a protective cup
Was he a right bo***x :eek:
That's bo**ox!! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by AidoM
2 and a half years for that? If a man did something similarly violent he'd be looking at 10 years at least.
It's those double standards again.
A juror commented afterwards that "I couldn't swallow that b0llocks either."Quote:
Originally Posted by John83
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Originally Posted by osarusan
Just becasue he had the "balls" to stand up to her!! :rolleyes::D
Yeah HAD!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by L37Ultra
if a man did something simular to a woman hed really want to heighten his standards!:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr A
That would be a case of where the 'cat' got his tongue...:DQuote:
Originally Posted by bellavistaman
Sorry but I remember reading this in work when it first came out and laughing my head off :D :p
Ouch!
I better watch myself :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Green Tribe
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4253849.stm
Update - jailed for 2 and a years.
Dear Jesus!...OWW!!:eek::eek: