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21/02/2008, 1:59 PM
dahamsta

Retard is dead and gone. All the cool kids are saying f*cktard these days.
21/02/2008, 3:43 PM
R�iteoir

what about c***basket?
21/02/2008, 4:21 PM
sadloserkid

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Originally Posted by R�iteoir

what about c***basket?

Will never quite go out of fashion but used mostly by people who are trying way to hard to impress. The Franz Ferdinand of naughty words.
21/02/2008, 4:34 PM
Mr A

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?
21/02/2008, 4:49 PM
sadloserkid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr A

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?

T1tmonkey has always a particular favourite of mine. I like Clownshoes too.
21/02/2008, 4:50 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by Mr A

Golly gee, this is getting wonderfully educational. Any other such joyful phrases to share with the group?

AssClown always gives me a chuckle;)
21/02/2008, 4:58 PM
Magicme

Whorebag Biatch is my usual term of abuse.
21/02/2008, 5:15 PM
Bluebeard

@rsewipe would be my poisonous term of choice.
21/02/2008, 5:30 PM
sligoman

Tithead is what I like to use, although not so much recently...must get back into it again!:)
21/02/2008, 5:44 PM
sadloserkid

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!' :)
21/02/2008, 5:51 PM
jebus

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!' :)

Thank God myself and Nempton aren't around anymore, especially after a few drinks, but especially because Nempton would be there

On the insults, I always like cnutface, because at least that can be in context sometimes
21/02/2008, 6:02 PM
rambler14

F*cknut. Great word. Heard it on The Bronx Bunny Show.
21/02/2008, 6:30 PM
ramsfan

the what show, never heard of it

best thing i have heard is people using timmy when refering to people in recognition of timmy from southpark
21/02/2008, 6:56 PM
strangeirish

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Originally Posted by rambler14

F*cknut. Great word. Heard it on The Bronx Bunny Show.

Slight variation, F***wad.
21/02/2008, 7:04 PM
rambler14

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Originally Posted by ramsfan

the what show, never heard of it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7BbWW19nw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p8qEEDge_0

They are like the American version of these loveable rogues
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRW-vqh49Bw
21/02/2008, 7:07 PM
dahamsta

Although I've never used it orally - so to speak - I've always thought that "asshat" is a great swear word. Nice and simple, and not really all that offensive either. My gf likes "sh*twit". I think she may have invented it when she couldn't think of "f*ckwit".

SLK, don't introduce that chick to me in a pub. I'm foul-mouthed when I've a few pints in me. And inventive.

adam
21/02/2008, 7:15 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by dahamsta

My gf likes "sh*twit".

That's a terrible thing for her to call you Adam:)
21/02/2008, 7:29 PM
sadloserkid

Quote:

Originally Posted by dahamsta

My gf likes "sh*twit". I think she may have invented it when she couldn't think of "f*ckwit".

Damn that is a good, good word. I am going to make it my business to use that in the next 24 hours.

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Originally Posted by dahamsta

SLK, don't introduce that chick to me in a pub. I'm foul-mouthed when I've a few pints in me. And inventive.

The more I tried to be clean-mouthed the more and more slipped out. Eventually to add to the hilarity we all felt (bar her obviously) I started slapping myself in the face every time I swore. That was a joke that got old real fast and showed me just how often I do swear. I did master the skill of saying 'funk' instead of 'fck' though to the point that I've started using the word everywhere (as in 'you are so funking wrong!') Good times.
21/02/2008, 8:08 PM
stann

Not a term of abuse, but, as a general outburst to the aether when things take a turn for the worse, p!ssflaps is hard to beat.
21/02/2008, 8:13 PM
dahamsta

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Originally Posted by sligoman

That's a terrible thing for her to call you Adam:)

I've been called worse. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

Damn that is a good, good word. I am going to make it my business to use that in the next 24 hours.

I'll pass along your appreciation!

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I did master the skill of saying 'funk' instead of 'fck' though to the point that I've started using the word everywhere (as in 'you are so funking wrong!')

I try to substitute with "fork", but it's the exception rather than the rule.

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Originally Posted by stann

Not a term of abuse, but, as a general outburst to the aether when things take a turn for the worse, p!ssflaps is hard to beat.

A friend used "beef curtains" as an alternative to that particular expletive. I have inventive friends too.
21/02/2008, 8:15 PM
Mr A

Always felt the term c**tfaced hoorbag to be a particularly satisfying utterance.
21/02/2008, 9:11 PM
stann

Which is the main thing, the best swearwords are the ones which 'feel' the best to say.
The most offensive ones mightn't necessarily sound the best.
I remember a pub discussion many moons ago where we attempted to come up with the most offensive word or phrase to use as an oath, not as an insult like, more something to shout when you hit your thumb with a hammer. The winner by a country mile at the time was dreamt up by a French lad as it happens, and though it may have dimmed a bit with the years at the time it was breathtakingly blasphemous. :D SPOILER: It was 'Penis Of Christ!'

One of my favourite insults is 'there's a smell of nearly off ya'. Nasty.
21/02/2008, 9:12 PM
R�iteoir

arsecandle
cheesehead
pillock
f*ckwit
waffle distributor (that was one a colleague came up with in response to continual winding up by a Belgian bloke we used to work with - it makes absolutely no sense)
mongtard
lovejoy

take yer pick
21/02/2008, 9:18 PM
GavinZac

Quote:

Originally Posted by stann

Which is the main thing, the best swearwords are the ones which 'feel' the best to say.
The most offensive ones mightn't necessarily sound the best.

I remember a pub discussion many moons ago where we attempted to come up with the most offensive word or phrase to use as an oath, not as an insult like. The winner by a country mile at the time was dreamt up by a French lad as it happens, and though it may have dimmed a bit with the years at the time it was breathtakingly blasphemous. :D SPOILER: It was 'Penis Of Christ!'

One of my favourite insults is 'there's a smell of nearly off ya'.

Far too high/narrow I and E sounds in that one. a good swear has long o's and a's in it. An old teacher of mine used to love shouting "Aaaaamaaaad��in" at people. Never knew what it meant at the time but god it was effective.
21/02/2008, 9:24 PM
stann

Straight to the spoiler without reading the first two sentences I see. Or the bit where I said it was to find the most offensive we could come up with, not the best. :D

Is it a mistake that this is back in off-topic by the way?
21/02/2008, 10:48 PM
R�iteoir

IT'S ESCAPED!!!!

Quick - get the women and children into the cellar
21/02/2008, 11:18 PM
strangeirish

A friend of mine at one of the local bars here had a fugly wan flirting aggressively with him. He was being nice at first, doing his best to deflect her advances. Finally he'd had enough and told her; "I don't do sperm-belchers".:D
Game, set and match.
22/02/2008, 11:40 AM
Lim till i die

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer.

I'm in trouble aren't I?? :o :p

My personal favourite insult is to call someone a ******** ****** **** who ********* ******* their ***** while ******* ******** on ******* ******* dog and enjoys ******** their ******* ******* every ******** ****** going.

But then I'm old fashioned
22/02/2008, 12:01 PM
jebus

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadloserkid

On an aside a friend of mine has recently introduced me to this American girl he knows (he's a poster here and I suspect he wants to bone her but that's another story) and she's a member of some christian sect/cult in Arizona that I've never heard of.

She feels about swearing like most of us do about necrophilia/Robbie Keane's trademark goal celebration/cancer. We have tried (mostly in jest) to not swear around her though we were given an examption for the Limerick-Galway game last week.

If she read this thread she would actually self-combust. I would, unforgivably, look at her smouldering remains and say, 'that is some fked up sh1t!' :)

With that sort of care-free anything goes attitude she can't but be dynamite in bed!! :D
22/02/2008, 12:08 PM
Lim till i die

Quote:

Originally Posted by jebus

With that sort of care-free anything goes attitude she can't but be dynamite in bed!!

Those American Bible Nuts and their love of firearms/explosives
23/02/2008, 12:50 PM
sadloserkid

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Originally Posted by Lim till i die

Those American Bible Nuts and their love of firearms/explosives

Oh for the days when handcuffs and whips constituted cutting edge bedroom antics! :p I mean firearms? Really?
23/02/2008, 12:59 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by Bluebeard

@rsewipe would be my poisonous term of choice.

ar$ewipe or d1ckhead.
So, is it ok to swear on the forum now??:eek::D
gilberto is a dumbass ;)
23/02/2008, 5:59 PM
dahamsta

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

So, is it ok to swear on the forum now?

No. Consider this thread the Foot.ie Tourettes Zone.

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gilberto is a dumbass

Now that is ok.
24/02/2008, 12:38 PM
6yardpunisha

[quote=dahamsta;883895]No. Consider this thread the Foot.ie Tourettes Zone.

ok so, cocksucker:D
24/02/2008, 12:46 PM
gilberto_eire

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

ar$ewipe or d1ckhead.
So, is it ok to swear on the forum now??:eek::D
gilberto is a dumbass

Thanks fellow galweigen!!. Why don't you support your local team!!;)
24/02/2008, 1:35 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by gilberto_eire

Thanks fellow galweigen!!. Why don't you support your local team!!;)

I may live in Galway but I'm not from Galway:D
Dumbass:p
24/02/2008, 6:57 PM
TonyD

This thread is probably the most infantile, puerile and downright nasty I've ever encountered.

I've enjoyed it enormously :D
24/02/2008, 7:35 PM
gilberto_eire

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Originally Posted by Green Tribe

I may live in Galway but I'm not from Galway:D
Dumbass

ooh another ''blow in'' so!!:rolleyes:.........;)
24/02/2008, 7:37 PM
sligoman

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Originally Posted by gilberto_eire

Why don't you support your local team!!;)

Can't blame the girl for having taste;).
24/02/2008, 11:42 PM
Green Tribe

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Originally Posted by sligoman

Can't blame the girl for having taste;).

Damn right:D

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