whats the deal with chicks man?

Ya better not let him see that!!

Anyways, We're off to Madrid now - I'll be sure to relay your sentiments!!

:D

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Originally Posted by pedro

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(

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you could always try the "sid the sexist" from "viz" magazine fame method.

sid in nightclub, and spots good looking girl
sid :"do yeh fancy a sh*g love ?"
girl looks horrified and says "f**k off "
sid "well do yeh mind lying down while i have one"? :D

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Originally Posted by the 12 th man

you could always try the "sid the sexist" from "viz" magazine fame method.

sid in nightclub, and spots good looking girl
sid :"do yeh fancy a sh*g love ?"
girl looks horrified and says "f**k off "
sid "well do yeh mind lying down while i have one"? :D

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Sid again.
Sid: D'ya like fruit?
girl: Yeah.
sid: Well try me c*ck, it's a peach!

But the best one still by far has to be
Sid: If I said you had a beautiful body would let us c*m all over yer t*ts and rub it in, like?

:eek: :eek: :eek:

whos sid???

Sid the sexist

Do keep up :D

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whos sid???

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...Seriously?
Sid the Sexist. Character from Viz comic. Always on the pull, ulways utterley hopeless. "Howay pet, d'you drive? Well back on to this!" and so on.
Peurile, juvenile, toilet humour raised to near perfect art form. :)

must be too young to remember.
i'm 20 years younger than u.
sorry if i make u feel old.

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must be too young to remember.
i'm 20 years younger than u.
sorry if i make u feel old.

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...old??? You've made me feel f*cking ancient!! :eek:

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...old??? You've made me feel f*cking ancient!! :eek:

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sorry that wasn't my intension.
when was this VIZ comic out?
never heard of it.

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sorry that wasn't my intension.
when was this VIZ comic out?
never heard of it.

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It's still on sale. It started in 1979 and is still going strong. Highbrow introduction here.
Homepage of comic itself here .
I'm off to make meself some horlicks, pop me slippers on and fill me pipe. :)

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I'm off to make meself some horlicks, pop me slippers on and fill me pipe. :)

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I'm sure if you asked this Sid character, he'd
fill your pipe

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Originally Posted by noby

I'm sure if you asked this Sid character, he'd
fill your pipe

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Tres bien! :)
Viz is great, however, because it bypasses inuendo almost entirely and goes straight for smut every time.
There was a lovely strip called "Finbar Saunders and his Double entendres", where Finbar would fnarr fnarr at almost everything, while failing to see the obvious. The gasman comes round ("comes round", fnarr) to fix his mums chimney (tee hee) and asks her to push his pipe in her boiler hole (snort fnarr), before squeezing his nuts tight (fnarr snort tee hee). Then, after the repair work is done, Mrs Sunders asks the gasman if he'd like to come upstairs for a f*ck. Finbarr scratches his head in puzzlement. :) Filth, but genius filth. :)