QuoteWhat do you expect after 1 night then with a girl?
whats the deal with chicks man?
okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
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What do you expect after 1 night then with a girl?
Originally Posted by pedro
okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site
try kissing the "blarney stone" first
So you were away for a year, came back and told all your mates how much sex you had, and now that you're home, Pedro gets nada.
Suggestions....
1. stop calling them 'chicks'
2. spend a bit of time on one of the girls, and maybe she'll let you have sex with her regularly. I'm sure your mates will be jealous as they stand on the edge of the dance floor trying to look cool behind their bottles of stella.
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Maybe they have sobered up by the time you get them home, and they want to 'cuudle' so as not to hurt your feelings by running out screaming!okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Funny how you mention their 1950's ways, while talking as if you're the Fonz.
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Isn't that what he's trying to do?
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
Actually the problem didn't originate in the 1950's when women were expected to basically lie back and think of tomorrow's dinner (if contemporary media accounts are to be believed) but in more recent times. 'Chicks' now expect to be treated in much the same way as lads. While some may mourn the passing of the olden era I personally welcome the change and consider it to be a challenge.
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Because noone has said it yet...
Women! can't live with em', can't live without em'
Whatever it was I am sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?
Sorry to hear that you're not having much success on the Y-Front, But I wouldn't be be too quick to knock those 1950's values...
From The BBC
"Ireland is the best place to live in the world, according to a "quality of life" assessment by Economist magazine.
The country's combination of increasing wealth and traditional values gives it the conditions most likely to make its people happy, the survey found.
Ireland was followed by Switzerland, Norway and Luxembourg. All but one of the top 10 were European countries.
The USA languished in 13th, while Britain was 29th - the lowest of the pre-expansion EU nations.
'TOP TEN COUNTRIES'
1 Ireland
2 Switzerland
3 Norway
4 Luxembourg
5 Sweden
6 Australia
7 Iceland
8 Italy
9 Denmark
10 Spain
The survey was prepared for the Economist's "World in 2005" publication, with the remit: "Where will be the best place to live in 2005?"
Researchers took into account not just income, but other factors considered important to people's satisfaction and well-being. They included health, freedom, unemployment, family life, climate, political stability and security, gender equality and family and community life.
The Economist said: "Ireland wins because it successfully combines the most desirable elements of the new, such as low unemployment and political liberties, with the preservation of certain cosy elements of the old, such as stable family and community life."
The magazine admits that measuring quality of life is not a straightforward thing to do, and that its findings will have their critics - "except, of course, in Ireland".
Breakdown in Britain
The Republic has made significant gains from its membership of the EU, earning the soubriquet Celtic Tiger for its economic progress.
Commentators say it is widely admired by the EU's newest members, and has become a model for what they hope to achieve.
Although European nations generally do well in the survey, the continent's major industrial powers of France, Germany and Britain finish 25th, 26th and 29th respectively.
The researchers said although the UK achieved high income per head, it had high levels of social and family breakdown.
The worst of the 111 countries to live in was considered to be Zimbabwe, "where things have gone from bad to worse under [President] Robert Mugabe"
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Never underestimate the power of an Irish accent in another country!
it doesnt work in Ireland though! pretend you are foreign it works a treat
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Speaking as a "chick" I must apologise profusely for the behaviour of my fellow "chicks" pedro. Us "chicks" obviously don't know a well travelled man of the world when we see one and obviously don't know we're born nowadays.
Please accept this apology and promise that if I myself or any "chick" I know ever is lucky enough to bump into your humble self we will immediately take up position with our legs behind our ears and beg you to make us worthy.
Speaking as a "chick" I must apologise profusely for the behaviour of my fellow "chicks" pedro. Us "chicks" obviously don't know a well travelled man of the world when we see one and obviously don't know we're born nowadays.
Please accept this apology and promise that if I myself or any "chick" I know ever is lucky enough to bump into your humble self we will immediately take up position with our legs behind our ears and beg you to make us worthy.
Brilliant.
"Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo
Yeah, call them "wans" instead. They much prefer that.
"Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo
always the girls fault when a "fella" cant get some!!
Ever get the feelin' you have been cheated?
Can I just add ditto London "chicks"! Not even the Irish accent works.... now Aussie girls, Scottish girls, and i must say Eastern European girls, ive given up on English lasses now!
'Fascists dress in black and go round telling people what to do, where as priests.....'
ah northern accents are quite nice and have to say like the munster (kerry) accent also! weird i know!
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