whats the deal with chicks man?

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23/11/2004, 2:22 PM
Pablo

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Originally Posted by Colm

Very true!
Alwight Darling! ;) :D

show us yer thrupenny bits love ha ha
23/11/2004, 3:59 PM
Jim Smith

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Originally Posted by inexile

Pulled a spanish bird on the same holiday no that was amazing hearing her screaming "si,si,si" ...

Are you sure she wasn't screaming in english and trying to show you what to do? ;)
23/11/2004, 5:00 PM
inexile

im sure that would be funny if that had some meaning in english
23/11/2004, 5:29 PM
Poor Student

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Originally Posted by inexile

im sure that would be funny if that had some meaning in english

See, see, see! Get it now?
23/11/2004, 6:33 PM
inexile

nice one student for the life of me i hadnt a clue what he was talking about
maybe she was saying that cos i did have her tied up and blindfolded!!! :D
23/11/2004, 6:45 PM
Poor Student

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Originally Posted by inexile

nice one student for the life of me i hadnt a clue what he was talking about
maybe she was saying that cos i did have her tied up and blindfolded!!! :D

I'm wishing I didn't explain that to you now.;)
23/11/2004, 6:51 PM
inexile

just a quick joke stop me if you have heard it

whats the mating call of an owl?? woo woo
whats the mating call of a cuckoo? cuckoo cuckoo
whats the mating call of a blackbird? go on leroy give it to me up the ar5e
23/11/2004, 9:08 PM
sylvo

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Originally Posted by PAURO 7

Can I just add ditto London "chicks"! Not even the Irish accent works....

Forget London Pauro, just head off to a night out in Essex and tell them you've just been signed by Spurs or wist ammmm utd and you drive a sports car, also ask them have they just come back from holiday due to that nice suntan, ( which does'nt look at all like they've spent all day on a sunbed) and you'll be fine hoss. ;)
24/11/2004, 9:54 AM
green goblin

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Originally Posted by green goblin

A friend of mine claimed to have had a similar experience with a French lady, only she was saying "Oui" of course. It put him right off his (ahem) stroke, as he couldn't stop thinking that she was saying "wee wee" the whole time, and he was understandably concerned.

Spoke to him last night. He says he made the whole thing up.
Obviously, after promising not to tell a soul, I've done the decent thing and put the details on a message board. :D
24/11/2004, 3:36 PM
anto eile

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Originally Posted by inexile

personally i think irish women are great cos they can spot a bullsh1tter and a shaper a mile away ..!!

yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?
24/11/2004, 3:41 PM
inexile

thats dublin woman, western brits!!
come down the country and you get real women
24/11/2004, 3:45 PM
TheJamaicanP.M.

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Originally Posted by anto eile

yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?

I don't see anything wrong with that Anto. You need to copy them. If you cant beat them, join them. You haven't even seen what its like in Club 92. :cool:
24/11/2004, 4:47 PM
Sin�ad

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Originally Posted by pedro

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(

Far away hills are greener and all that!

No one is asking you to put up with it - If you want your bit, no strings attached and all, PAY FOR IT!!
24/11/2004, 4:53 PM
inexile

i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?
24/11/2004, 4:55 PM
max power

what is it with longford women and telling fellas to go and pay for it :confused:

ur the second one i've heard say that in a week.

but in relation in to the first post.....what a sad sad topic.
24/11/2004, 4:58 PM
Sin�ad

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Originally Posted by inexile

i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?

Depends -

Ask Xlex ;)

Hes a prime example of my type!! :p
24/11/2004, 5:01 PM
inexile

depends on what if the normal joe is a pretty boy? or if the pretty boy is a normal joe?
24/11/2004, 8:52 PM
RedX

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Originally Posted by pedro

okay, this could b a little contraversial, but what is the deal with the women in this bloody country!? i've been out a good few times with my mates and and more often than not when u pull a bird and get them home, they just wanna cuddle up to u and talk ****e. whats the deal with that? i'm just home from a bit of world travel and on my travels that sort of thing is unheard of, so why do we have to put up with it? i suggest some1 sends a chain mail to every chick in ireland suggesting they change they're 1950's catholic ways(of course leave my sister off the mailing list)
any suggestions on the subject??
i hope i havent been earmarked for eviction from this superb site :(

Its no wonder parents worry about there daughters when they go on a nightout.. :confused:
25/11/2004, 7:35 AM
Pauro 76

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Originally Posted by anto eile

yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?

Yep yep yep, couldnt have put it better myself! Cant win though, if i tried the whole 25 colour highlight, spiky gravity defying, wearing trendy dude type ****, id (1) be laughed out of Longford for being a pretentious tw@t or (2) look completely ridiculous or (3) feck it man, if you cant beat them join them. Heading down Peter Marks or whatever the London equivalent of that is.... im being reborn! ah sure feck it, they can love as i am or not at all! :cool:
25/11/2004, 8:18 AM
Macy

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Originally Posted by Sin�ad

Depends -

Ask Xlex ;)

Hes a prime example of my type!! :p

"Pretty boy" so..... :D

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