Ah sh!te...got the Provos in the 1/4 finals :mad:
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Ah sh!te...got the Provos in the 1/4 finals :mad:
Away second...extremely dodgy form..not a great draw... :o
4th win in a row.doing nicely now!
Finally we were due a goal glut and it came this week...1-4 when really it should've been eight or nine. All that early training is paying dividends again. I might loosen it to 0530 ice baths now instead...:cool:
Ladies and Gentlemen, in befitting with the natural position of Provisional SRFC fans, players, staff and officials (though perhaps not suiting our recent form), Provisional SRFC ltd. is now a VIP organisation. :cool: :ball:
Provi$ional $.R.F.€. now yeah?:p All ye need to do now is sort out yer position in the league table and ye'll be flying it then;)Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
Yep, j€alou$? :D
Interesting what you find out though about your team and the league.....;)
Apparently my favourite opponent is Longford...highest win against them 6-0 and twice won by five..my second highest win is by five goals - six times all at home...and biggest defeat is by two goals...scored six goals five times :ball:
Detailed comparisons of teams, last line ups of next opponent, find out who's been spying on us last...information is power!
Loftys Lazy 11 2-0 Flynnys Knees
Phibsboro Raptors 1-1 Sligo Rovers F.C.
Provisional SRFC 4-0 Pants AFC
UCD AFC 1-2 Patsys Fags
Unexpected total annihilation of Pants AFC:eek: :cool:
Sincce I declared war on my players, it seems to have worked wonders on them:cool:
Can't complain about the result in fairness - not ONE chance created :eek: .
Doesn't bode well for clashes against the big teams in league games :o
Through to the semi's of the cup on away goals:cool:
Too little too late. But a nice morale boosting second leg win over the Provos....not convincing or anything but a wins a win!
First leg:
Sligo Rovers F.C. Vs. Loftys Lazy 11
Provisional S.R.F.C. Vs. Patsys Fags
Games played 11/11/06 @ 20:30
Second leg:
Loftys Lazy 11 Vs. Sligo Rovers F.C.
Patsys Fags Vs. Provisional S.R.F.C.
Games played 18/11/06 @ 20:30
Serious goalkeeping problems in Dublin....:o
Why don't you go in goal for them then?:pQuote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
It's nearly got that bad...:D Both my last games have given a keeper rating of zero. :eek:
Who's going to shout at them from the sidelines though, then?
Hopefully doing something about it shortly..:cool:
"On his way to have dinner with his grand mother Sligo Rovers F.C.'s primadonna finds himself for the first time in ages amongst ordinary people. Instead of travelling in his specially designed Escalade he took the tube which was packed with people this Tuesday afternoon. Unfortunately the breaks on the train Sten Antberg sat in broke down and the train careered like a runaway horse. Luckily Sten Antberg had some knowledge of electronics from school and was able to stop the train by connecting a few wires. This action has given the world a completely different picture of the otherwise so self-centred and arrogant Sten Antberg. As thanks for him saving the life of approximately 50 people the city's underground railway chief Julian Sanchez donates 10 000 econ to the team."
My team has hero's while shams have prisoners:cool:
We have battlers and down-to-earth players who are in touch with our support....Sligo have self centred and arrogant primadonnas who don't go near the public:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
We are a big club, of course our players don't go mixing with ordinary people...it's too dangerous!!Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
Your players living in a detached-from-reality dream world...?
Can't blame them at Sligo, I suppose - anything but face reality......;)
joint top after five games.the top 6 seem to be drifting away from the pack.whats happening dfx?
5-1, hahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by ollie
I'm a bit ****ed off at my draw tonight. Allstars manager never logs in and they had one shot in the whole game(90th min) and managed a draw:mad:.
What's happening is my defence is leaking goals more than Bray. Shocking ratings the past few games at the back - even when they kept a clean sheet.
4 in the last game at home and now five today...the season may well already be a write off in an attempt to fix it. With yourselves in the cup next...:o
.....perfect chance to redeem yourself but hopefully not.my own defence is poor but i have a savage keeper so thank God for thatQuote:
Originally Posted by d f x-
Well my sh!te, hopeless keeper has just departed the club thank Jaysis and one of the few original defenders have gone as well...drastic changes are afoot.
At least I can rely on Filippini to get a rating of four - I put a minimum bid on the keeper of just 1 single econ to get rid of him :D
Manager of the week!!! Get in!!!:) :eek:
Lads let me know when the next one is starting and i'll definitly join.
If you take over an existing team you can join straight away. Let me know if you want this and I'll sack an existing manager who hasn't logged on in ages.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie
It's S.P.A. an inactive team that Reggie could take over..or Sligo Allstars...?:)
Provisional SRFC would like to announce a brand new, limited edition kit available for purchase in the club shop at a very reasonable €85.99. It is reflective of Provisional SRFC and the club's aims. ;)
The shirt will be available at the ground at a discount price of €83.99 and will be worn by the players on Saturday :cool:
Have to say delighted with the start Landenstown Forest have made up to fourth now.
Was reading Sligomans press release and have to say I agree with you on the whole transfer thing, I have put bids in for about 12 different players now and haven't succeeded in buying anyone. The whole things a cnut
As soon as I give out about it I actually get to sign someone, just in time for the cup:)Quote:
Originally Posted by steno
Meanwhile...
"After yesterdays training the players in Sligo Rovers F.C. went for a meal at the local pizzeria. The shrimps were however so bad that several players had tummy upsets and lost some form."
That's all I need in preperation for tonight's cup game:mad:.
Sligo Rovers 1-1 Lofty's lazy 11
Provisional SRFC 3-3 Patsy's Fags
Another 3 goals and 3-1 up...:mad:
Yeah Ill do that if thats no problem.Quote:
Originally Posted by sligoman
Ok, I've sacked the St. Pat's manager so now you need to join the league and select to "take over an existing team" and then pick St. Patrick's Athletic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie
Right I joined and sent my application just waiting on you to confirm.
There ya are now. Welcome aboard. You can change your team name if you want.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reggie
Agree totally. I have more money than I know what to do with and I can't buy ANYONE despite bidding the "maximum". Very annoying - last 8 bids have been turned down :mad:Quote:
Originally Posted by steno
Well maybe the players just don't want to go to your clubs...;) :p
Just cos you're having the problem of attracting players, doesn't mean the rest of us have;).Quote:
Originally Posted by d f x-