show us yer thrupenny bits love ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by Colm
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show us yer thrupenny bits love ha haQuote:
Originally Posted by Colm
Are you sure she wasn't screaming in english and trying to show you what to do? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by inexile
im sure that would be funny if that had some meaning in english
See, see, see! Get it now?Quote:
Originally Posted by inexile
nice one student for the life of me i hadnt a clue what he was talking about
maybe she was saying that cos i did have her tied up and blindfolded!!! :D
I'm wishing I didn't explain that to you now.;)Quote:
Originally Posted by inexile
just a quick joke stop me if you have heard it
whats the mating call of an owl?? woo woo
whats the mating call of a cuckoo? cuckoo cuckoo
whats the mating call of a blackbird? go on leroy give it to me up the ar5e
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Originally Posted by PAURO 7
Forget London Pauro, just head off to a night out in Essex and tell them you've just been signed by Spurs or wist ammmm utd and you drive a sports car, also ask them have they just come back from holiday due to that nice suntan, ( which does'nt look at all like they've spent all day on a sunbed) and you'll be fine hoss. ;)
Spoke to him last night. He says he made the whole thing up.Quote:
Originally Posted by green goblin
Obviously, after promising not to tell a soul, I've done the decent thing and put the details on a message board. :D
yeah they sure can..but love them for some bizarre reason, ie q bar and barcode full of pretentious knobs dressed head to toe in this weeks fashion from river island,with blazer jackets worn with jeans, about 15 different shades of blonde streaks going through their hair, with the sam hair gelled into about 12 different angles in a true testament to geometry,and razor bladed zigzag designs through the sides etc. knob jockeys one and all..and then the females go for this type of knob?Quote:
Originally Posted by inexile
thats dublin woman, western brits!!
come down the country and you get real women
I don't see anything wrong with that Anto. You need to copy them. If you cant beat them, join them. You haven't even seen what its like in Club 92. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by anto eile
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Originally Posted by pedro
Far away hills are greener and all that!
No one is asking you to put up with it - If you want your bit, no strings attached and all, PAY FOR IT!!
i like your thinking sinead
but tell me this much are you a fan of the "pretty boy" or the normal joe?
what is it with longford women and telling fellas to go and pay for it :confused:
ur the second one i've heard say that in a week.
but in relation in to the first post.....what a sad sad topic.
Depends -Quote:
Originally Posted by inexile
Ask Xlex ;)
Hes a prime example of my type!! :p
depends on what if the normal joe is a pretty boy? or if the pretty boy is a normal joe?
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Originally Posted by pedro
Its no wonder parents worry about there daughters when they go on a nightout.. :confused:
Yep yep yep, couldnt have put it better myself! Cant win though, if i tried the whole 25 colour highlight, spiky gravity defying, wearing trendy dude type ****, id (1) be laughed out of Longford for being a pretentious tw@t or (2) look completely ridiculous or (3) feck it man, if you cant beat them join them. Heading down Peter Marks or whatever the London equivalent of that is.... im being reborn! ah sure feck it, they can love as i am or not at all! :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by anto eile
"Pretty boy" so..... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sinéad
Ya better not let him see that!!
Anyways, We're off to Madrid now - I'll be sure to relay your sentiments!!
:D
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Originally Posted by pedro
you could always try the "sid the sexist" from "viz" magazine fame method.
sid in nightclub, and spots good looking girl
sid :"do yeh fancy a sh*g love ?"
girl looks horrified and says "f**k off "
sid "well do yeh mind lying down while i have one"? :D
Sid again.Quote:
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
Sid: D'ya like fruit?
girl: Yeah.
sid: Well try me c*ck, it's a peach!
But the best one still by far has to be
Sid: If I said you had a beautiful body would let us c*m all over yer t*ts and rub it in, like?
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whos sid???
Sid the sexist
Do keep up :D
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Originally Posted by $Leon$
Sid the Sexist. Character from Viz comic. Always on the pull, ulways utterley hopeless. "Howay pet, d'you drive? Well back on to this!" and so on.
Peurile, juvenile, toilet humour raised to near perfect art form. :)
must be too young to remember.
i'm 20 years younger than u.
sorry if i make u feel old.
...old??? You've made me feel f*cking ancient!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by $Leon$
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Originally Posted by green goblin
sorry that wasn't my intension.
when was this VIZ comic out?
never heard of it.
I'm sure if you asked this Sid character, he'dQuote:
Originally Posted by green goblin
fill your pipe
Tres bien! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by noby
Viz is great, however, because it bypasses inuendo almost entirely and goes straight for smut every time.
There was a lovely strip called "Finbar Saunders and his Double entendres", where Finbar would fnarr fnarr at almost everything, while failing to see the obvious. The gasman comes round ("comes round", fnarr) to fix his mums chimney (tee hee) and asks her to push his pipe in her boiler hole (snort fnarr), before squeezing his nuts tight (fnarr snort tee hee). Then, after the repair work is done, Mrs Sunders asks the gasman if he'd like to come upstairs for a f*ck. Finbarr scratches his head in puzzlement. :) Filth, but genius filth. :)