Caption Competition

Winner of Caption Comp 1 and new Caption Comp 2 please.
I vote the 12th mans Sinatra ditty.

I liked the haemorroids caption myself I have to admit.
But isn't it amazing how Irish football players are ****ed out of their tree in the run up to important games and Italians, Germans and Czechs are not?:confused:

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Originally Posted by gnasher

Beat that move, ye billy-barrie bast**ds!

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Gold .... pure gold !! :p