Great Speech. It is Bringing a tear to my eye.:(
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Great Speech. It is Bringing a tear to my eye.:(
I'm with you Max. Lead me to your promised land!!! I can be a prophet! I look kinda like Jesus with the hair and dodgy beard and stuff so I'm very qualified. And I HATE lettuce!
then you must come to our side, bannish the half a plate gang and come where a plate of food is a plate of food and wanna be cabbage is bannished to where no one will ever see it again....rovers ground in tallaght......
we are also working on other policies to move our nation forward
these include :
banning celtic fans from talking in public due to the environmental noise pollution they cause......
banning women who wear hula hoop earings
banning all wanna be pop star tv shows
making it the law for people to quote homer on a daily basis mmmmmmmm
if a door man says you can't come into a pub/club you must kick him between the legs to say thank you..
ban de caf coffee ( what is the point of it )
ban wine bars.....ok don't , it least it keeps all the ****s away from normal pubs..
if you have any other policies you would likew to add thwn show your support and join the ah fcuk it !! party, new member welcome ( no lettuce )
I'd like to ban Eanna from life in general...
i'd like to ban cheese and onion tayto, they're revolting
i'd like to ban mushrooms, they're rubbish
i'd like to ban people from banning things
i'd also like to ban people who ban people from banning things
you must channel that negative energy and put it to good use by banning lettuce, imagine all the extra real food you could have if lettuce was banned
You used to be different Max. The power has corrupted you.Quote:
Originally posted by max power
then you must come to our side, bannish the half a plate gang and come where a plate of food is a plate of food and wanna be cabbage is bannished to where no one will ever see it again....rovers ground in tallaght......
we are also working on other policies to move our nation forward
these include :
banning celtic fans from talking in public due to the environmental noise pollution they cause......
banning women who wear hula hoop earings
banning all wanna be pop star tv shows
making it the law for people to quote homer on a daily basis mmmmmmmm
if a door man says you can't come into a pub/club you must kick him between the legs to say thank you..
ban de caf coffee ( what is the point of it )
ban wine bars.....ok don't , it least it keeps all the ****s away from normal pubs..
if you have any other policies you would likew to add thwn show your support and join the ah fcuk it !! party, new member welcome ( no lettuce )
I remember the days when it used just be about the lettuce.
but they'd probably just give you mushrooms or cheese and onion tayto instead... and then what?Quote:
Originally posted by max power
you must channel that negative energy and put it to good use by banning lettuce, imagine all the extra real food you could have if lettuce was banned
i am the same max, but we need to stop the rot, where will it all end, soon drog fans will walk around with their lady sheep in public.....where do we draw the line....do you really want to sit beside someone from sligo in the pub ???
both theese could happen, we must act now for the sake of the children and the sheep in louth !!
i am now leaving for the evening but i shall leave you with this, a vote max power is a vote for a full plate of chips.....
there was a young fellow called max,
whose feelings towards lettuce was lax,
though he saw it every day,
he said "there is no fcuking way"
im ever eating that in my jax:D
the polotican and the poet, i'll cause the trouble and you send out the spin.....the future is bright, th future is.......( finish that off )
max has been talking to his allies and the vote will look different soon, max will be eating a full plate of chips tonight with some lovely beer as he smiles at the banning of the evil leaf !!
Alright Max, you're gonna have to choose between me and Ruairi. I want nothing to do with any organisation that bans Cheese and Onion Taytos. What's the boy on like??? :confused:
i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????
It keeps me happy for another while anyway. :)Quote:
Originally posted by max power
i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????
I would also like to see the word Harchester forbidden and a massive bonfire built of their brightly coloured jersies...
but aby and nicky give me so much viewing pleasuse, cough cough !!
but i do wish to move forward with the burning of celtic jersies in public ??
Whats the prob with lettuce Max Power, if you dont like it scrape it off the plate,feed it to your dog/rabbit/hamster/giraffe! Its doing no immediate harm, it just lies on the plate innocently saying hey its your choice, you can have me but im not forcing you. What did a lettuce ever do to you? huh? Huh?
Lettuce IN!
:)
ha ha your in goals in the flancare derby......best of luck when i aim
jesus god no.Quote:
Originally posted by max power
i shall go with a ban on walkers as they are a blow in, is that a good deal ????
Walkers forever
Ruairi i have spoken, we try to make everybody feel welcome but you must give to recieve ( unlike mandy )