Lettuce and Max Power

**max power** · 08/03/2004, 12:25 PM

there is no taste off it, you go into a shop and get a roll and they go to half fill it with lettuce or go out for lunch and half the plate is "garnish" no no its bloody lettuce !!!

am i a rabbit, no !!! so when i pay for for i want all food, not some food with half of it as rabbit food !!!

PLEASE NOTE : it is monday and i am still drunk from the weekend.

**pineapple stu** · 08/03/2004, 12:42 PM

I hear it's very good for holding over candles to extinguish them...!

**S�C** · 08/03/2004, 12:46 PM

Dear dear Max. Lettuce is a wonderful thing.

It does have a subtle taste off it. It makes a chicken and bacon mayo roll into a wonder roll.

No to proposition 27. Lettuce stays.

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:04 PM

This is a question i knew i was going to be asked one day

Lettuce is there as a decoration for a sandwich cause there is no taste but it makes the sandwich look irresistable.

**max power** · 08/03/2004, 1:06 PM

eh bo**ox, its it just pointless full stop.....i now offically start a campgain to ban lettuce...

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:17 PM

Why dont you start a poll?

**tiktok** · 08/03/2004, 1:20 PM

Originally posted by adamcarr
Why dont you start a poll?

yeah lett-uce decide for you

(i'll get my coat

)

**max power** · 08/03/2004, 1:22 PM

can i ????? some mod do it, i can't seem to do it ???

keep lettuce

ban lettuce

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:24 PM

I am for lettuce over Max Power anyday.

**Macy** · 08/03/2004, 1:41 PM

Here's the poll...

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:44 PM

It looks like Max poer is losing by 100%. COME ON LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

**liamon** · 08/03/2004, 1:48 PM

Without lettuce, salad dressings would be just a pool of oil and vinegar. who would want to eat that?

And the rabbits would starve without it.

For heavens sake people, think of the bunnies.

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:50 PM

Originally posted by tiktok
yeah lett-uce decide for you

I only got that joke now. Very good.

**Macy** · 08/03/2004, 1:56 PM

Originally posted by adamcarr
I only got that joke now. Very good.

You're some cabbage that you didn't spot that....

**adamcarr** · 08/03/2004, 1:57 PM

Originally posted by Macy
You're some cabbage that you didn't spot that....

I want to ban cabbages.

**sadloserkid** · 08/03/2004, 1:59 PM

I voted to get rid of lettuce. It's a waste of a creation. It's one of my pet peeves with salads of any kind (though there are others). Max Power is ok in my book. If he was a band he'd be The Barenaked Ladies.

**the 12 th man** · 08/03/2004, 2:00 PM

i mean max what have you gou got against female lettuce
(ban lettuce)

**S�C** · 08/03/2004, 2:01 PM

The Lettuce Vilification Front is being defeated!

Down with the LVF

**Macy** · 08/03/2004, 2:40 PM

Originally posted by sadloserkid
I voted to get rid of lettuce. It's a waste of a creation. It's one of my pet peeves with salads of any kind (though there are others).

Mine too, but peas, there's really no choice in this vote...

**max power** · 08/03/2004, 2:45 PM

this is macy's only way of gettin back at me for all those times i made you and xlex cry.....i have made a stand to ban lettuce and i ask all like minded peole who enjoy a full plate and not a half plate of food to come with me into the land of landless lettuce where rolls are full of meat and a blt is a bt and a plate of chips doesn't have some green rubbish on the side just good fat.....

i am making a stand for those of us who want to eat real food and not not tasting wanna be cabbage...come with max and the future will be bright and full of nights with the beer fairy !!!

long live fairy liquid !!!!