her actually being a sow. Meanwhile, Roddy had managed to land his UFO in Malta...
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her actually being a sow. Meanwhile, Roddy had managed to land his UFO in Malta...
....and was lucky to find "Valleta Parking" but did not give the guy a tip making the "Maltese Cross" and it was no surprise when he.....Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
instructed his brother Steve to beat up the poor parking attendant for calling him a cheap baastard and saying he looked fat in those pink shirts on MMNS (Maltese Monday Night Soccer), which led to.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
a month long exile in the wilds of Mayo where he found Sligo Hornet making love to....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
...a Steel City Beauty.....but it was just a nightmare for the Hornet (being in Mayo or riding anything in Sheffield) and he logged on as usual to see what those saddos were up to in Story time only to find....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
that The Championship had kicked off and that Sheffield Wednesday and Watford were as useless as ever with both clubs being linked to a hostile takeover by a consortium led by Roddy Collins, Sean Connor and Pat Dolan. The takeover would involve the clubs being merged, with the new entity being relocated to Mayo and playing out of the newly revamped McHale Park (because the Gaah soon won't have much use for it for another year!). Roddy Collins was quoted as saying that Roy Keane would be his assistant manager because he met him once and that the new club would be known as........Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
Saipan United. However, a fund raiser in Westport got out of hand when...
Pope Gregory the Ninth launched an attack on...
....Con Murphy because he.....
he said roddy collins was sent by god to teach the world about football, but then out of nowhere...Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
..a group of Bohs fans arrived in Tallaght intending to...Quote:
Originally Posted by don ramo
..hatch a plot with Thomas Davis GAA club to kill off Shamrock Rovers once and for all. The plot was foiled when...Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
.....Roddy Collins and Marty Morrisey were discovered by Dessie Baker under Tallaght Stadium with 10 kegs of gunpowder and a box of matches. In the ensuing scuffle, Morriseys curly wig caught fire and his perma-tan melted, all that remained of him were his bleached white teeth. The GAA denied any knowledge of the plot but.....Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
...Roddy said it was his idea. He then looked at Dessie and said, "I signed you." Dessie then said...
"...bend over Roddy, I want to shove...."Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
..shovel some coal in to the fire and you're in the way". They sat down to watch Ireland play Australia and...
after 20 minutes, a chunk of the ceiling came down on Dessie's head, messing up his hair. "I'll fix tha'!" said Roddy, and up he got, legged it out to the hi-ace, and was down like a shot to the local Woodie's to get a new trowel and platering supplies. While at Woodie's, he happened upon a sale of galvanised coil nails, which led him to remark....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
"they're a great bargain. I wouldn't mind hammering a few of them through the head of..."Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
....Robin Van Persie because he missed...
...MNS on Monday night because he was watching a porn movie starring.....
......Mary Harney and a hairy moustached man with a long..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
....nose and very hairy....
...chest. Robin thought to himself, "Jaysus, I've a girl's name. Also, that bloke on the telly there looks a bit like Ryan Giggs with his hairy aul chest. Alternatively, it could be Pete Sampras. I'd better be sure."
He whipped out his phone and dialled Cesc Fabregas's number. Cesc was quite peeved that his loan move to Kildare County had fallen through, and had consigned himself to another season in the Big Money Hype League. When the phone rang, he put down his paella, answered it, and said to RVP, ".....
"Bohs are in for you Robin and offering €50 a week plus tips, but I'd recommend a move to Shamrock Rovers because..."
....Shamrock Rovers actually love to......
win games. Van Persie, tired now of Arsene Wenger soaping him down in the shower, decided to..
....phone his old buddy Roddy Collins for advice on ......
....which suit to get in Louis Copelands...
but Louis wasn't at home, instead he was out with Wayne Rooney at...
...a sex addicts anonymous clinic...
...then they all died.
...then cool dog arrived and gave them all cpr which saved their lives...
...........as he'd worked as a consultant in the local hospital for a while, which also employed................
...Pat Dolan whose job it is to.......
give the Rovers defence advice on how to stifle the Dundalk attack but
he was missing that night as he was at an "eat all you can barbecue" with
....Stephen Ireland who was about to attend his granny's funeral when..Quote:
Originally Posted by the 12 th man
pat dolan ate him and
the granny for desert,that was strange because he was supposed to be
at the Aviva Stadium playing for an Aston Villa XI against