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Setanta who no longer could afford...Quote:
Originally Posted by Calcio Jack
pat dolans food bill which was.............
directly in proportion to the size of...
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Originally Posted by SkStu
Tony Adams imagination, so Tony Adams was locked up in....
time for him to apply for the vacant Celtic job, even though he had no saliet experience he thought he was the man for the job on the basis.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Axe Man
.....of his fondness for cheap scotch whiskey and the fact that...........Quote:
Originally Posted by centre mid
no one else would give him a job. He arrived at Celtic wearing his blue Portsmouth jersey andQuote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
and green and white nipple tassles, which he had won in a bet with.....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
wim jansen who actually said tony should go for mangers job in celtic megastore not the football club because . . . .
the football club had already experimented with donkeys managing them and it hadnt worked out at all because...
John Hartson kept getting into fights with the donkey managers cos he felt there was only room for 1 donkey at the club , obviously Hartson won out due to his superior donkey kick , which Eyal Berkovic can vouch for when John tried to help Eyal become the first Israeli in space. Although John can't claim to be the most successful donkey in football because....
Warnock used to be called "Donkey" by the gate attendant at Bramall Lane. When asked by a Blunt fan why he was called that, Warnock spluttered "He ahhh, he ahhh, he always calls me that!" Passing by at the time was Brian Kerr wearing a....
mankini which he borrowed from borat, the two are long time friends and meet at.....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
Alice Kerr's gaff. She had prepared a slice of herself for..
...everyone but just then Pat Scully arrived wearing a big....
smile and nothing else. He went on to explain that he had just been mugged while passing through Moyross, but that the teenage girls didn't get his wallet because he had cleverly hidden it in........Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
In his bum... going on to explain,"Well I was on the look out for new players and ended up in Newcastle, While there I had a few too many and got freaky with a Geordie bird, turned out she was a he needless to say I wasn't impressed and I told him/her what I tought. He/she rang the police and I ended up locked up in the slammer with....."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
....Joey Barton who said not to worry because this was one of the finest jails he'd ever been in, and he wished he could stay longer but..........Quote:
Originally Posted by Axe Man
the authorities realised that playing for newcastle united was punishment enough for his crimes so relased him back into the wild, only a few days being a free man he.......Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
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Originally Posted by Weatherman
signed for Sunderland after an interview by Mother Teresa whom he headbutted. Roy Keane was present because he was collecting the money owed to him and also because he...
....really pi$$ed off with.....
..the owner of the club who wanted him to let him know what was happening. Mother Teresa tried to intervene only to be told by Keane to......Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
go home because she didnt understand the conditions of the training field, travel arrangements (which made the players sit in second class seats on flights, while FAI officials sat in first class), strategy, expectations, diet and McCarthy's competence. she then replied . . . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
"Any chance of a blow j*b?" to which Keane replied "All credit to bjs but at the end of the day like I don't have time because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Weatherman
...I heard about Shamrock Rovers' refusal to......
bail out Cork City because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddyfield
....they lost all of the money they had stolen from Ronaldos wallet down the back of the couch which left them.........Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
..up more money than they normally get at the gate but still...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
they knew pat dolan was on his way back, so they were saving for...Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
the big pizza and ice cream party that they'd have to celebrate Pat's return, but the shops were all closed....Quote:
Originally Posted by don ramo
...coz one man owned all the shops, and Glen Crowe was found in that mans bed eating his favourite biscuits, and Pat Fenlon was throwing cabbages from his roof...
and when he ran out of cabbages, he started throwing Crowe's arthritis medication pills, one by one. Crower didn't take this lying down, so he got out his stepladder.....
but missed a step and fell on top of...Quote:
Originally Posted by brianw82
Jordan, who luckily enough broke his fall because of........Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
.....the two big water melons she was holding which she insists are not genetically modified but.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mayo Red
in fact were Peter Andre's balls which she had cut off because....Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
...he needed to hit a very high note on his new single " I love my Slapper" which was due to be released.....Quote:
Originally Posted by OwlsFan
...by the two biggest tits in Ireland, Pat Doan and......Quote:
Originally Posted by Sligo Hornet
Katherine Lynch, whose court case for being the most unfunny gee-bag on television was postponed due to....
her becoming infected with swine flu, as a result of.....