What McCarthy needs to do....
It seems obvious that Derek won't get picked by NOC if he only comes on as sub and does the business. Derek has to think not only outside the box, he has to think off the football pitch altogether. So I've decided to come up with a list of thing that he has to do, to try and convince NOC to give him a chance...
1. Hand pick the lottery numbers for him
2. Rescuse his pet cat 'Lucky' from a burning inferno
3. Remove that splinter from his eye, thats being affecting his 'eyesight'
4. Solve the last word clue in his daily crossword
5. Collect his dry cleaning for a month
6. Set him up on a date with the Jennifer Anniston
If and when McCarthy does all of these, then it seems he may finally get his hands on the No. 9 jersey, because it seems its the only way 'The Gaffer' will listen..