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I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.
If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.
If I say "Rap" it plays rap.
If I say "Love" it plays love songs.
Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said, "Fu*king kids!"
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It played Michael Jackson. :D
how do you know when its time for bed in michael jackson's house
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the big hand is on the little hand :eek:
why does michael jackson leave cheese on his bed side locker?
cos kids will do anything for dairylea
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Nothing to do with Whacko but since it's Friday :eek:
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunad dollar for yen -
today I get hunad eighty?
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
Really only works if you say it, but anyway...
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing about twenty five years olds?
There's twenty of them.
Thread should be renamed-Michael Jackson Jokes :D :D