Quotehow do you know when its time for bed in michael jackson's house
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the big hand is on the little hand
I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.
If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.
If I say "Rap" it plays rap.
If I say "Love" it plays love songs.
Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said, "Fu*king kids!"
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It played Michael Jackson.
Have Boot Disk, will travel
how do you know when its time for bed in michael jackson's house
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the big hand is on the little hand
Last edited by the 12 th man; 04/03/2005 at 6:27 PM.
Here they come! It’s the charge of the “Thanks” Brigade!
why does michael jackson leave cheese on his bed side locker?
cos kids will do anything for dairylea
"If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better." Johan Cruyff
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Irish by birth ,Harps by the grace of god.
Nothing to do with Whacko but since it's Friday
An Asian man was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asks the American bank teller,
"Why it change? Yestoday I get two hunad dollar for yen -
today I get hunad eighty?
The bank teller says, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man says, "Fluc you white guys too!"
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
www.donegaldarts.com
Really only works if you say it, but anyway...
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing about twenty five years olds?
There's twenty of them.
Thread should be renamed-Michael Jackson Jokes
Life without Rovers, it makes no sense...it's a heartache...nothing but a fools game. S.R.F.C.
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