Gerry Carr resigns (doesn't really)

In a shock move this evening, Gerry Carr has resigned his post as Assistant Manager of Sligo Rovers FC citing interference with his job as the reason for so doing. In a short statement, the Rovers legend said ' I have no problem working with Paul Cook and have always had a terrific relationship with him but that other fcuker, Paul Cooke has been doing my head in and I will no longer tolerate the situation'.
Life long supporter and Guardian of The Message Board, Redie said ' I warned youse often enough about this and knew that it would come to a head. I hope ye are all happy now and that ye can start calling for Sean Connors to return to the club'.

wonder how Sligomen will react?

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Originally Posted by Rovers1

wonder how Sligoman will react?

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He will take the ladies job, qualify them for Europe and then resign. In a shocking move in an inclusive interview with himself on the website, he has been approached by Harps to manage their newly formed ladies side and has decided to accept.

Some names in the frame to replace Carr are:

Rob (3-4-3) Mc Donnell
Willie McStayed
Jimmy Mullens
Steve Cockerill
Larry Sanchez
Dan Riordan

I thought this was serious for a moment.... :)

So did I, that was as funny as removing my own liver with a rusty spoon

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Originally Posted by brianw82

I thought this was serious for a moment.... :)

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Same as that. I even started speed reading it to find out quicker what was goin on, as if the extra 5 seconds to read it normal would have made any difference!

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Originally Posted by avvenalaf

In a shock move this evening, Gerry Carr has resigned his post as Assistant Manager of Sligo Rovers FC citing interference with his job as the reason for so doing. In a short statement, the Rovers legend said ' I have no problem working with Paul Cook and have always had a terrific relationship with him but that other fcuker, Paul Cooke has been doing my head in and I will no longer tolerate the situation'.
Life long supporter and Guardian of The Message Board, Redie said ' I warned youse often enough about this and knew that it would come to a head. I hope ye are all happy now and that ye can start calling for Sean Connors to return to the club'.

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This works on so many levels. avvenalaf should really move into comedy, he's obviously wasted in whatever it is he does.

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Originally Posted by Knappagh Red

So did I, that was as funny as removing my own liver with a rusty spoon

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I think I'll just pop out for a nice bottle of Chianti.

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Originally Posted by showgies

Some names in the frame to replace Carr are:

Rob (3-4-3) Mc Donnell
Willie McStayed
Jimmy Mullens
Steve Cockerill
Larry Sanchez
Dan Riordan

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Mickey Reid
Dermot Kiley...........Maybe

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Originally Posted by Shiba

Mickey Reid
Dermot Kiley...........Maybe

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Not forgetting:

Nicky Reed and
Nicky Read

micky robinson

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In a shock move this evening, Gerry Carr has resigned his post as Assistant Manager of Sligo Rovers FC citing interference with his job as the reason for so doing. In a short statement, the Rovers legend said ' I have no problem working with Paul Cook and have always had a terrific relationship with him but that other fcuker, Paul Cooke has been doing my head in and I will no longer tolerate the situation'.
Life long supporter and Guardian of The Message Board, Redie said ' I warned youse often enough about this and knew that it would come to a head. I hope ye are all happy now and that ye can start calling for Sean Connors to return to the club'.

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Ye all might think he's havingalaugh but faced with the prospect of going through another season of his name being misspelt in all sections of the media Paul Cook advised Gerry Car that he could be next and to get out while there is still time.

He's safe enough. There won't be many new Cars around this year. Anyone seen an 09 yet?