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  • paul_oshea
    Capped Player
    • Apr 2005
    • 16376

    #1

    Lovely Girls

    Broadsheet is a satirical news and popculture website from Ireland, featuring original and credited material, updated every 15 minutes from 9am to 5pm GMT.




    Ireland has definitely changed since I first left.

    Thought he pig filter might have been turned off on a few.
    I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
    And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
    I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
    Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away
  • tetsujin1979
    Coach
    • Nov 2003
    • 23730

    #2
    Is it ironic that this happened the same week as the whole PriceWaterhouseCooper "scandal"?
    All goals, yellow and red cards tweeted in real time on mastodon, BlueSky and facebook

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    • paul_oshea
      Capped Player
      • Apr 2005
      • 16376

      #3
      Haha ya definitely so....

      The teachers are alright though, because they are at least primary school so students shouldn't be that "aware" at that age. If they were to become secondary school teachers then its a whole different ball game...

      Its bad for the poor girl at number 10 though, after yer mans comments.
      I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
      And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
      I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
      Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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      • strangeirish
        Seasoned Pro
        • Aug 2004
        • 4484

        #4
        Originally posted by paul_oshea
        Haha ya definitely so....

        The teachers are alright though, because they are at least primary school so students shouldn't be that "aware" at that age.
        Unless it's a Mayo primary school...
        Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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        • peadar1987
          Seasoned Pro
          • Jan 2009
          • 2577

          #5
          "This email is confidential and is intended for the addressee only. If you are not the addressee, please delete the email and do not use it in any way"

          "After the nuclear holocaust, the only things to survive will be the cockroaches and Bray Wanderers"

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          • paul_oshea
            Capped Player
            • Apr 2005
            • 16376

            #6


            some good comments below that piece.
            Last edited by paul_oshea; 11/11/2010, 5:50 PM.
            I'm a bloke,I'm an ocker
            And I really love your knockers,I'm a labourer by day,
            I **** up all me pay,Watching footy on TV,
            Just feed me more VB,Just pour my beer,And get my smokes, And go away

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            • shakermaker1982
              Seasoned Pro
              • Sep 2005
              • 4406

              #7
              Quality! I thought my office was mad/bad.
              "If God had meant football to be played in the air, he'd have put grass in the sky." Brian Clough.

              You'll NEVER beat the Irish.......you'll just draw with us instead!!!

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              • Lionel Ritchie
                Seasoned Pro
                • Nov 2003
                • 4329

                #8
                What the hell is it with trainee teachers and bogball jerseys? Half the social events organised by the ones I encounter involve 'county colours partys' of one form or another and all. It's ...well odd.
                " I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "Why do they come to me to die?"

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                • dahamsta
                  Director
                  • May 2001
                  • 14106

                  #9
                  Where the hell are the rest of the lovely girls? I thought this was going to be a lovely thread about lovely oirish gir-els, along the lines of our lovely totty threads, not a bunch of nobbers having a natter. (No offense like.)

                  Come on, lovely girls!

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                  • Bluebeard
                    Seasoned Pro
                    • Aug 2003
                    • 3025

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dahamsta
                    Come on, lovely girls!
                    That could have been a really dreadful image or exhortation. Fortunately, once again, punctuation saves the day.
                    That question was less stupid, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

                    Help me, Arthur Murphy, you're my only hope!

                    Originally posted by Dodge
                    I bow to no one. bar Bluebeard and Mr A

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                    • Mr A
                      Like the Fonz. Only a dog.
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 11584

                      #11


                      Last edited by Mr A; 12/11/2010, 8:31 PM.
                      #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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                      • Mr A
                        Like the Fonz. Only a dog.
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 11584

                        #12
                        #NeverStopNotGivingUp

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                        • osarusan
                          International Prospect
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 8079

                          #13
                          Don't know if she's Irish, but Tracy seems lovely to me.

                          EDIT: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
                          Last edited by osarusan; 12/11/2010, 9:40 PM.

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                          • Sambuca
                            Apprentice
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 7

                            #14
                            I usually dont go for Irish girls, but theres always exceptions. Did any of you go to coppers for thr fund raiser?

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                            • BonnieShels
                              Coach
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 12090

                              #15
                              Never one of them visited when Quinns was my local. Only the gowls went out.
                              DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE...?

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