Wayne Rooney

Collapse
X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 3
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous 1 2 3 template Next
  • strangeirish
    Seasoned Pro
    • Aug 2004
    • 4484
    #31
    Originally posted by juan
    She probably thought she was shagging Shrek.
    She wouldn't have charged Shrek!
    Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

      Comment

      • Mr A
        Like the Fonz. Only a dog.
        • Jun 2004
        • 11584
        #32
        Apparently the hooker's parents have apologised to Colleen and family.
        #NeverStopNotGivingUp

          Comment

          • danthesaint
            Reserves
            • Nov 2009
            • 502
            #33
            Just watching mock the week, russell howard came up a class song (to the tune of knick-knack paddy-whack)

            Wayne Rooney... shagged a whore,
            we all thought he couldnt score

            his wife gonna take his money from the bank,
            next time wayne have a w*nk.

              Comment

              • juan
                Reserves
                • Jan 2009
                • 358
                #34
                Originally posted by danthesaint
                Just watching mock the week, russell howard came up a class song (to the tune of knick-knack paddy-whack)

                Wayne Rooney... shagged a whore,
                we all thought he couldnt score

                his wife gonna take his money from the bank,
                next time wayne have a w*nk.
                That'll be sang on the weekend.
                Good evening!

                  Comment

                  • Wolfie
                    Seasoned Pro
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 2657
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Mr A
                    Apparently the hooker's parents have apologised to Colleen and family.
                    That's very decent of TJ and his Missus. It must be embarassing for them.
                    Quoting years at random since 1975

                      Comment

                      • prince20
                        Reserves
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 304
                        #36
                        Whats the difference between Wayne Rooney and Heather Mills?
                        Heather Mills still has one leg to stand on!!
                        Why are people who "need no introduction" always introduced?

                          Comment

                          • Closed Account 2
                            Closed Account
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2870
                            #37
                            Apparently the everton fans are going to be singing "no woman, no kai" to rooney tomorrow...

                              Comment

                              Previous 1 2 3 template Next
                              Working...