Urgent help required

[tiktok]

In a coffee shop with my two year old son who just spilt some juice.
We're being eye-balled and tut-tutted by a man in his late thirties who has a ponytail, is wearing a led Zeppelin t-shirt and reading a Cecelia ahern novel (i think the juice incident distracted him).

Should I just slap him, and if yes, how?
Respond quickly, he's nearly finished his soup!

[superfrank]

He's reading a Cecelia Ahern novel?

I don't think you've anything to worry about...

[jebus]

Batter his skull in with a tire iron

It's the sensible thing to do

[Mr A]

Steel chair to the back of the head time.

Then you need to deal with the bloke that's eye balling you.

[Terry]

cut off the ponytail !

[dahamsta]

Run, run like the wind!

[strangeirish]

Sing a Barry Manilow song.

[tetsujin1979]

anyone of these scenarios is perfectly justified: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28S-aOWtFdo

[Magicme]

Just point and laugh at him and say loudly to your son "Thats what happens when you do drugs"

[John83]

Well? What'd you do?

[dahamsta]

If he took our advice, you should probably expect a protracted silence.

[jebus]

I think the hippy won the fight

[tiktok]

Closest to what Magicme suggested (although about ten minutes after I posted) at which stage I was called something that sounds like bullocks, I told him i wasn't going to argue with him until he had progressed to reading Marian keyes

thanks for suggestions though, had a good laugh reading them

[Hairy Bowsie]

The description of the man sounds like someone on here actually

Steel chair to the back of the head time.

Then you need to deal with the bloke that's eye balling you.

"Oh i get it, i get jokes" - http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/homerjs/joke.wav