Behaviour which needs to be banned...

[MMVIII]

You all disgust me with your butter use.

[stojkovic]

And there's no sweeter taste than a boiled egg straight from the pot with the top knocked off and a small knob of butter melting into the yolk and topped off with a generous sprinkling of pepper.

Have you been watching me ?

Thats exactly how I eat mine.

[monzo]

Talking out loud on the Luas when on a phone.

Taking out a phone from one's breasts* before proceeding to talk out loud on a phone whilst in the Luas.

*I'm using this royal nosism for handiness; not to insinuate any foul behaviour by the queen.

[monzo]

To add a few others:

People who overtly scratch their balls in public. I don't mind a sly rub but jeez I hate the filth who slam their hands down their trousers before scratching vigorously and then casually continue on their way.

Metalheads who respond to discovering that someone doesn't like metal with the question "is it too heavy for you?". Tubes.

People who fail to recognise the brilliance of shows like Partridge, Peep Show and Curb Your Enthusiasm but love the likes of Friends.

Promoters who charge extravagant prices for concerts.

Bar managers (or whoever) who charge extravagant prices for drink at concerts.

People who attend concerts just for the artist's 'hits' and proceed to not shut up until said 'hits' are performed. (Also: people talking for the duration of a concert but then bemoan that the band didn't play their 'big hit'... serves you f~ckin right!!)

Strangers who ask to use your phone but instead of a quick call they engage in mindless and needless chat, ignore your pleas to finish up before getting the conversation abruptly ended.

People who choose not to make use of predictive text on their phones.

[Pauro 76]

Ryanair website conveniently 'down for maintenance' when you're tryin to rebook a fecking godamn cancelled flight! :

[Magicme]

Hate people saying "the Christmas" as in "are you all set for the Christmas" or "how long are you off work for the Christmas" Aggghhhhh

[pineapple stu]

That sort of talk derives from the Irish language - "An bhfuil tú réidh don Nollaig?" - literally "Are you ready for the Christmas?": second example here.

[DeLorean]

That's mad I was just saying the same thing, so I deleted my post so I wouldn't be branded a copycat!!

I also added:

The use of "per se"

Stupid (all??) Facebook groups

[passinginterest]

Stupid (all??) Facebook groups

You obviously haven't joined the foot.ie group

[DeLorean]

You obviously haven't joined the foot.ie group

I try not to join any but didn't realise there was one. I was guilted into joining this orphanage one alright.

[Magicme]

Thanks Passing, didnt know there was one.

As for the translations, no wonder I didnt know anything about it and it annoys me.

[oscar]

To add a few others:

People who overtly scratch their balls in public. I don't mind a sly rub but jeez I hate the filth who slam their hands down their trousers before scratching vigorously and then casually continue on their way.

hey they're my balls and i'll scratch them where and how i want,what you doing hawking them anyway,pervert

[thischarmingman]

Hate people saying "the Christmas" as in "are you all set for the Christmas" or "how long are you off work for the Christmas" Aggghhhhh

I fully endorse this post.

[Pauro 76]

You obviously haven't joined the foot.ie group

I've just joined it and no idea who half the folks are on it!

[Macy]

Driving really slow in icy conditions thinking you're being safe, but then don't drive smoothly (hard on the brakes, braking through corners etc). Idiots.