Story time

[Paddyfield]

Okay. I saw something similar on another site.

Let's start a story.
Keep it slightly relevant to Ireland.
No bad language
No 'below the belt' swipes at other Clubs or individuals.
You can't refer to the Club that you support.

Just continue the sentence and start the next sentence.
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Two Shamrock Rovers fans were walking past Dalymount Park when all of a sudden a bus full of....

[Torn-Ado]

Orangemen, down for the Love Ulster parade pulled up....

[inexile]

Charlie Bird runs to save himself and his favourite jacket...

[Anto McC]

but only runs as far as the 2 Rovers supporters who then.......

[Paddyfield]

...pulled off their Rovers jersies to reveal...

[jebus]

....UCD jerseys, odd thought Charlie, I never knew.....

[Anto McC]

....UCD jerseys, odd thought Charlie, I never knew.....

....UCD fans were as audacious as that, the last time UCD fans done anything daring was......

[jebus]

....when they dressed as Supergrass and crashed the Trinity ball so as to.....

[cheifo]

get a platform where they could reveal to the world their evil plan which was to...

[Only1Rovers]

begin breeding chickens with....

[centre mid]

...several breasts, which look a bit like Pat Scullys...

[Paddyfield]

...massive ears but then Pat Dolan arrived on his skateboard and said....

[jebus]

...i hear Roddy is working in McDonalds now, wanna go down and....

[Tir Oilean]

....have six cheese burgers 3 Happy Meals 3 large chips and a litre of coke....

[Paddyfield]

...sorry make that Diet Coke", but Roddy replied: "Pat, will you....