Birds, Eh????

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  • Macy
    Godless Commie Scum
    • Jun 2001
    • 11395

    #1

    Birds, Eh????

    > > Things that girls can't do
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    > > 1. Know anything about a car, other than its colour
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    > > 2. Understand a film plot
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    > > 3. Go 24 hours without sending a text message
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    > > 4. Build a shed
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    > > 5. Throw
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    > > 6. Run
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    > > 7. Park
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    > > 8. Fart
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    > > 9. Read a map
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    > > 10.Rob a bank
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    > > 11.Resist Ikea
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    > > 12.Sit still
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    > > 13.Tell a joke
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    > > 14.Play pool
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    > > 15.Pay for dinner
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    > > 16.Eat a kebab while walking
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    > > 17.**** out a train window
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    > > 18.Argue without shouting
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    > > 19.Get told off without crying
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    > > 20.Understand fruit machines
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    > > 21.Walk past a shoe shop
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    > > 22.Make a decent bacon sandwich
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    > > 23.Not comment on a stranger's clothes
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    > > 24.Use small amounts of toilet paper
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    > > 25.Let you sleep while you have a hangover
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    > > 26.Drink a pint gracefully
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    > > 27.Get in a round
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    > > 28.Throw a punch
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    > > 29.Do magic
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    > > 30.Like your friends
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    > > 31.Enjoy porn
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    > > 32.Admit that men are better drivers
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    > > 33.Eat a hot curry
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    > > 34.Get to the point
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    > > 35.Buy plain envelopes
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    > > 36.Take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
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    > > 37.Sit in a room for 5 minutes without saying "I'm cold"
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    > > 38.Go shopping without phoning 20 mates
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    > > 39.Avoid credit card debt
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    > > 40.Dive into a pool
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    > > 41.Assemble furniture
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    > > 42.Form a rock group
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    > > 43.Set a video recorder
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    > > 44.Not try and change you
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    > > 45.Watch a war film
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    > > 46.Understand why flirting results in violence
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    > > 47.Spend a day by themselves
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    > > 48.Go to the toilet by themselves
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    > > 49.Buy a purse that fits in their pocket
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    > > 50.Choose a video quickly
    If you attack me with stupidity, I'll be forced to defend myself with sarcasm.
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