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  • ThatGuy
    Banned
    • Feb 2005
    • 734

    #1

    Crap question of the day...

    Years ago a plane crashed on the West Germany/East Germany border. Where were the survivors buried?
  • gustavo
    Mack Daddy
    • Jun 2001
    • 7695

    #2
    survivors wouldnt have been killed

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    • the 12 th man
      Coach
      • Oct 2003
      • 7307

      #3
      CRAP question no 2:
      what do you call a fly with no wings ?

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      • fosterdollar
        First Team
        • Jun 2001
        • 1766

        #4
        Originally posted by the 12 th man
        CRAP question no 2:
        what do you call a fly with no wings ?
        d'uh... a walk.

        CQ No. 3:

        Are those my feet?
        "I don’t want to tempt fate, but Thierry Henry is not having one of his best nights." - RTE co-commentator Jim Beglin, minutes before TH struck the stunning winner.

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        • Dublin12
          First Team
          • Oct 2004
          • 1044

          #5
          Originally posted by the 12 th man
          CRAP question no 2:
          what do you call a fly with no wings ?
          A walk
          MOT

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          • the 12 th man
            Coach
            • Oct 2003
            • 7307

            #6
            without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


            whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.

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            • strangeirish
              Seasoned Pro
              • Aug 2004
              • 4484

              #7
              Originally posted by the 12 th man
              without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


              whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.
              Cork City fans?
              Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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              • Paulie
                Reserves
                • Aug 2003
                • 883

                #8
                What is E.T. short for? (scroll down)



                ....................












                .......................








                'cause he's got little legs. (love that joke)

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                • superfrank
                  Coach
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 6942

                  #9
                  Why did the chicken cross the road?
                  Extratime.ie

                  Yo te quiero, mi querida. Sin tus besos, yo soy nada.

                  Abri o portão de ouro, da maquina do tempo.

                  Mi mamá me hizo guapo, listo y antimadridista.

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                  • joeSoap
                    New Signing
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 5828

                    #10
                    Never quite got the "how long is a piece of string?" one...I mean you can measure the bloody thing!!

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                    • Drumcondra Red
                      First Team
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 1815

                      #11
                      Why's a pint of Guinness white at the top and black at the bottom, why not vice versa!!!
                      Sitting pretty!!!

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                      • strangeirish
                        Seasoned Pro
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 4484

                        #12
                        Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
                        Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?
                        Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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                        • Drumcondra Red
                          First Team
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 1815

                          #13
                          Originally posted by strangeirish
                          Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the tube?
                          Because its not exposed to air!!!
                          Sitting pretty!!!

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                          • strangeirish
                            Seasoned Pro
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 4484

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Drumcondra Red
                            Because its not exposed to air!!!
                            Did you ever notice that in every painting of Adam & Eve, they have belly buttons. Think about that...take as long as you want.

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                            • the 12 th man
                              Coach
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7307

                              #15
                              Originally posted by the 12 th man
                              without a doubt the next one is the worst i've ever heard.


                              whats green and sings at the end of a field ?.

                              Elvis Parsley...... ..................sleeks away quietly.................

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