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  • pete
    Capped Player
    • Jun 2001
    • 20250

    #1

    Munster Slang

    Cork Slang

    Yoke
    [noun] tablet of ecstasy.
    "Here feen, any yokes around?": Do you have ecstasy tablets?

    Buzz
    [verb] to experience the effects of ecstasy.
    "I was buzzin' out me skull": I was very affected by the ecstasy tablets I had taken. Also used as a noun. "Yer wan's wreckin me buzz": That girl is making it difficult for me to enjoy the effects of the ecstasy I took.
    [noun 2] general mental state.
    "What's yer man's buzz?": What is the reasoning behind that man's behaviour?

    Draw
    [noun] hashish or cannabis resin.

    Nodge
    [noun] quantity of cannabis put in a joint to get adequately stoned.
    "D.S., drop your nodges": The police are coming; throw away the quantities of cannabis that are in your pockets.

    Law
    [noun] member(s) of the Garda Síochána.
    "Law, be wide": There are gardaí in the area, refrain from suspicious or illegal activity.

    Twin bulb
    [noun] a garda vehicle.
    "I was batin' da head off of him, he was lucky the twin bulb showed up boy, I tell ya": I was beating him senseless, it was fortunate for him that a garda vehicle arrived on the scene, I assure you.

    Sketch
    [imperative] Stop what you are doing.
    "Sketch ba, here's yer Mam": Extinguish your cigarette, your mother is approaching.

    Keep sketch
    [verb] to act as look-out.
    "Keep sketch for the law": Keep an eye out for the police.

    Legger
    [verb] to run away.
    Also used as a noun. "I dun a legger": I ran away.

    Bate on for the feara
    [verb] To run for fear of death (metaphoric).
    "I lamped the law so I bate on for the feara": I saw the gardaí so I made myself scarce.

    Maad
    [adjective] very enjoyable.
    "Maad choons bah": The music is very enjoyable.

    Daycent
    [adjective] very pleasing.
    "Dass some daycent record bah": That record is very good (probably Ball & Chain).

    Howl
    [adjective] a great time or exciting experience.
    "The Dogs is some howl": An evening at the greyhound racetrack is an enjoyable experience.

    Whooly
    [adjective] an enjoyable, raucous, party-like experience.
    "My free gaff was some whooly": The gathering I held while my family or housemates were absent was very enjoyable.

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    Waterford Lingo
    [if you would like to emulate the Waterford accent, you must at least, speak out of the corner of your mouth]

    A drink for my girlfriend = ana ritz for de lack

    I wasn't = I wahen't

    I really do not know = I happent a clue buoy

    Oh brilliant = an well buoy

    Waterford United FC = De blues

    A proper breakfast = A few blaas buoy

    I know my friend = I nose buoy I nose

    He's wasn't in when I called = He wahen't dere when I went down

    Can I have ??? please = Giv us wan eh dem tings dere

    He's a man from Waterford = Ah he's a Deise buoy buoy

    I'm unemployed at the moment I'm afraid = Nah I'm on de doell.

    Could you stop the racket please = Giv over or I'll do ye

    That was a steep hill wasn't it = Jesus Christ buoy, twas like Bunkers

    She's a promiscuous young lady = Jesus buoy I'd say less men went down on de Titanic

    I'm really running short of cash = Nah I happent got de spons (spons is short for spondulicks)

    I was really drunk = Jesus buoy I was in the horrors.

    I gave him a really hard punch = I pucked de hed off 'im

    She could be a prostitute = She's like wan eh dem wans down de [MOD EDIT: Word removed due to obnoxious, ridiculous legal threat received from total asshat. Get a life, asshat.]

    Don't say another thing on the matter = Say no more buoy say no more (as you tip your nose with your finger)

    I really like potatoes = I loves de ould spuds

    He has curly hair = He have a big cabbage hed on 'im
    Last edited by dahamsta; 12/04/2011, 3:24 PM.
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  • James
    Seasoned Pro
    • Dec 2001
    • 4805

    #2
    pete that deeeeeeaaceeeent boy pure deeeeeeeaaaacent
    nice one boss
    life is random

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    • Schumi
      Capped Player
      • Jun 2001
      • 10741

      #3
      Re: Munster Slang

      Originally posted by pete
      Keep sketch
      A phrase I haven't heard since I was in school!
      We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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