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  • mouldymurphy
    Reserves
    • Oct 2001
    • 378

    #1

    if men wrote problem pages

    Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
    > A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is
    > only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing, your best
    > friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why
    > not
    > get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still
    > apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you.
    > If
    > you're still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a
    > nice
    > meal while you think about it.
    >
    >
    >
    > Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
    >
    > A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your
    > skin. Interestingly, men know this.
    >
    > His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless.
    > This
    > shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it
    > twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.
    >
    >
    >
    > Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
    >
    > A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The
    > Man
    > is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out
    > chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more
    > peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
    > relationship
    > better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to
    > clean
    > the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns
    > to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and
    > your best friend to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal for
    > him
    >
    >
    >
    > Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
    >
    > A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with
    > it,
    > do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to
    > videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
    > birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and
    > cook
    > him a delicious meal.
    >
    >
    >
    > Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
    >
    > A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
    > training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
    > should
    > be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
    > foreplay.
    > What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should; He
    > should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!
    > Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
    > cooking
    > him a nice meal.
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
    > without
    > giving me one.
    > A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten To cook
    > him a nice meal.
    soccer isn't a matter of life or death its more important than that!!!
  • pete
    Capped Player
    • Jun 2001
    • 20250

    #2
    The censor must be on his day off.

    http://www.forastrust.ie/

    Bring back Rocketman!

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    • dahamsta
      Director
      • May 2001
      • 14106

      #3
      No censorship in here unless it's totally over the top. Besides, it's funny. I wish people would make an effort to tidy up the jokes before posting though, it's a pain the hole reading 'em when they've been mangled by email a hundred times. Perhaps I should make that a rule.

      adam

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      • pete
        Capped Player
        • Jun 2001
        • 20250

        #4
        I agree.

        no.1 rule of forwarding jokes - clear out all the forwarded mail spaces!



        almost as bad as people including the previous headers when forwarding mail on!!!
        http://www.forastrust.ie/

        Bring back Rocketman!

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        • mouldymurphy
          Reserves
          • Oct 2001
          • 378

          #5
          sorry
          soccer isn't a matter of life or death its more important than that!!!

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