>The following squads have just been announced for the 2002 World Cup
>
>
> BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Pinnochio
>
> Libero
>
> Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
>
> Cheerio Subbuteo
>
> Scenario Fellatio
>
> Portfolio
>
> SUBS:
>
> Placebo
> Porno
> Polio
> Banjo
> Brasso
> Stereo (L)
> Stereo (r)
> Hydrochlorofluoro
> Aristotle
>
>
> YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Itch
>
> Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
>
> Hic Sic Spic Pric
>
> Digaditch Fallinaditch
>
> Horseraditch
>
> SUBS:
>
> Mowapitch
> Letsgetrich
> Shagabitch
>
>
> RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Whodyanicabolicov
>
> Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
>
> Slalomsky Downhillsky
>
> Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
>
> ****ov Taykitov
>
> SUBS:
>
> Rubitov
> Gechakitov
> Sodov
> Pastryshev
> Najinsky
> Desert Orchid
>
>
> ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
>
> Chatanoogaciouciou
>
> Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
>
> Busqueue Snookercu
>
> Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
>
> I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
>
> SUBS:
>
> U
> NonU
> ManU
> Stuffyiou
> Lee Kwan Yu
>
>
> DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Toomanigoalssen
>
> Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
>
> Firstsson Seccondsson
>
> Thirdsson
>
> Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
>
> Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
>
> SUBS:
>
> Howmanygoalsisthatssen
> Finallygaveupcountinssen
> Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
> Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
>
>
> ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Baloni
>
> Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
>
>
> Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani
>
> Legslikejelli Havabenni
>
> Wobblijelli Spendapenni
>
> SUBS:
>
> Cantthinkofani!!!
> Buggermi
>
>
> MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> San Francisco
>
>
> Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox
>
>
> Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero
>
> Chihuahua Jose
>
> SUBS:
>
> Jesus Maria Don Key
> Burrito
> Speedy Gonzalez
> Tequila
> Caramba
>
>
> DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
> Kenning van Hire
>
> Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
>
> Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
>
>
> Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
>
> SUBS:
>
> Van Iller
> Van Ishincreme
> Van Morrison
>
>
>
>News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer
>has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.
>
>Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man
>Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the
>hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
>
>There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.
>
>The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad,
>after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with
>his finger in a dyke.
>
>
> BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Pinnochio
>
> Libero
>
> Vimto Memento Borneo Tango
>
> Cheerio Subbuteo
>
> Scenario Fellatio
>
> Portfolio
>
> SUBS:
>
> Placebo
> Porno
> Polio
> Banjo
> Brasso
> Stereo (L)
> Stereo (r)
> Hydrochlorofluoro
> Aristotle
>
>
> YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Itch
>
> Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
>
> Hic Sic Spic Pric
>
> Digaditch Fallinaditch
>
> Horseraditch
>
> SUBS:
>
> Mowapitch
> Letsgetrich
> Shagabitch
>
>
> RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Whodyanicabolicov
>
> Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
>
> Slalomsky Downhillsky
>
> Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
>
> ****ov Taykitov
>
> SUBS:
>
> Rubitov
> Gechakitov
> Sodov
> Pastryshev
> Najinsky
> Desert Orchid
>
>
> ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
>
> Chatanoogaciouciou
>
> Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou
>
> Busqueue Snookercu
>
> Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou
>
> I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi
>
> SUBS:
>
> U
> NonU
> ManU
> Stuffyiou
> Lee Kwan Yu
>
>
> DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Toomanigoalssen
>
> Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen
>
> Firstsson Seccondsson
>
> Thirdsson
>
> Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen
>
> Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen
>
> SUBS:
>
> Howmanygoalsisthatssen
> Finallygaveupcountinssen
> Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
> Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen
>
>
> ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> Baloni
>
> Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
>
>
> Wotsontelli Toonsgotkenni Onetoomani
>
> Legslikejelli Havabenni
>
> Wobblijelli Spendapenni
>
> SUBS:
>
> Cantthinkofani!!!
> Buggermi
>
>
> MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2002
>
> San Francisco
>
>
> Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly Manuel Gearbox
>
>
> Don Criformi-Argentina Bodegas Luis Canon Sombrero
>
> Chihuahua Jose
>
> SUBS:
>
> Jesus Maria Don Key
> Burrito
> Speedy Gonzalez
> Tequila
> Caramba
>
>
> DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006
> Kenning van Hire
>
> Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
>
> Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
>
>
> Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
>
> SUBS:
>
> Van Iller
> Van Ishincreme
> Van Morrison
>
>
>
>News reaches us that Brazilian striker Fellatio no longer
>has a limp. This could prove to be a major blow.
>
>Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man
>Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the
>hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
>
>There is no place in the Dutch squad for sweeper, Dick van Dyke.
>
>The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad,
>after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with
>his finger in a dyke.