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  • Dublin12
    First Team
    • Oct 2004
    • 1044

    #1

    El Beckham

    Speaking Cockney Spanish on sky today lol,he fancies himself a bit as he can't even master the English language yet
    MOT
  • dcfcsteve
    Banned
    • Aug 2004
    • 6341

    #2
    Very basic Spanish, spoken very slowly, interjected with English words used when trying to think/remember something (e.g. "well", "uhmmm"), and spoken with little or no attempt on the accent.

    Dreadful considering he's been living over there for a year or so now. You'd pick up as much on a 2 week holiday.

    But at least he's trying, I guess....

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    • drinkfeckarse
      Seasoned Pro
      • Mar 2004
      • 3129

      #3
      Can't be easy for him lads, I say well done to him for being able to master 2 or 3 words after more than a year of living in Spain.............he is as thick as 2 short planks after all
      Top Breeders recommend drinkfeckarse....

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      • TheJamaicanP.M.
        First Team
        • Sep 2004
        • 1099

        #4
        Rumour has it that Brooklyn speaks better Spanish than his dad.
        This news emerges after recent stories that Brooklyn was very upset after David scribbled on his colouring book. Brooklyn demanded that David appologise for his trangression. To this, David replied that with the exception of Diego Simeone, he has rarely if ever been aggressive. Says it all really.
        "Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe." Dillo

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        • Superhoops
          First Team
          • Sep 2004
          • 1962

          #5
          Originally posted by TheJamaicanP.M.
          Rumour has it that Brooklyn speaks better Spanish than his dad.
          Brooklyn speaks better english than his dad!
          Honest! I am not a secret Tim nor a closet Sham - I really am a Seagull.

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          • sylvo
            First Team
            • Dec 2003
            • 1197

            #6
            I bet he's got no problems texting in Spanish though.
            Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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            • lopez
              Seasoned Pro
              • Nov 2002
              • 2900

              #7
              Typical immigrant. Learned all the swear words first.
              This is the cooooooooooooolest footy forum I've ever seen!

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              • Fair_play_boy
                First Team
                • Oct 2003
                • 1407

                #8
                Originally posted by sylvo
                I bet he's got no problems texting in Spanish though.
                Oh! LOL! LOL! ROTFL
                Injustice anywhere threatens justice everywhere - Martin Luther King Jnr.

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                • CollegeTillIDie
                  Banned
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 6822

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sylvo
                  I bet he's got no problems texting in Spanish though.
                  Muy bien !

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                  • carrickharp
                    Formerly: dublinharp
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 1896

                    #10
                    See the hat he was wearing, covering his ears? Was he doing a George W and using an ear piece?
                    “Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.” - Sid Waddell
                    www.donegaldarts.com

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                    • $Leon$
                      Reserves
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 641

                      #11
                      saw the speech on sky news last night. it took bout 5 min to read both sentences too much ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
                      "If I wanted you to understand it, I would have explained it better." Johan Cruyff

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                      • gustavo
                        Mack Daddy
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 7695

                        #12
                        i suppose the man is damned if he does and damned if he doesnt

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                        • dcfcsteve
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 6341

                          #13
                          Originally posted by gustavo
                          i suppose the man is damned if he does and damned if he doesnt
                          Not if he makes a decent attempt at it. Gary Lineker had a good grasp of Spanish from his time in Barcelona - and the majority there speak a slightly different language !

                          There's no two ways about it - that was a very poor show by a man who's lived there for a year, has bucket loads of free-time on his hands, and has the money to pay a top teacher to scholar him. Can't see any exciuse for it myself.

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                          • sylvo
                            First Team
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 1197

                            #14
                            Was he hablas cojones in the interview, or did he make some good pionts.
                            Its crazy to see people be what society wants them to be but not me.

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                            • Aldini98
                              Reserves
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 459

                              #15
                              Heard him on Today FM this morning, what an idiot !!!

                              He cant speaka the inglish either......
                              Bye bye Stan. Go off back to collecting cones you useless git.

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