Warn Your Friends....

[Macy]

This is a true story!
Warn your friends........



A friend of mine was on the Ryanair flight from Luton to Dublin last Saturday night.
She sat beside a quiet and well dressed man with dark skin and intense eyes.
He got up to leave the plane and she noticed a wallet in his seat.
She called him back and gave it to him.
He said- "You are a kind person, may I give you some advice Niamh?", (for that was her name).
"What?" replied Niamh.
He said- "Stay out of Athlone next Saturday the 10th of November".

Niamh said- "Why, is there going to be an attack?"





"No" he said "Athlone is a $hit h*le".

[Schumi]

I heard it as:

"Is there going to be an attack?"

"No ... and there won't be a midfield or a defense either"

[James]

yea that was the way I heard it too...like about 2 years ago

[Macy]

yea that was the way I heard it too...like about 2 years ago

Are you sure about that? 2 Years? Not exaggerating at all? Hardly since the 11th September that you heard it?

btw could you have a word to those lads at 451 - I haven't recieved my complementary copy of the issue I contributed too.....

[James]

for the millionth time macy i never ever ever ever ever exagerate.

jeeze really want that free complimentary issue eh..
50p ...who said it wasnt only students that are tight bsatards...
i'll pass the message on and im sure it's in the post if they promised it.....

[Macy]

Next time I'm in the real capital (sic) I promise I'll buy one. What have you got to write about now that the team is actually playing alright?

[James]

dunno I'm stateside for 6 months so I have nothing to do with it whatsoever, however I think the 451 lads can be contacted at their email address fourfiveone@ireland.com if anyone wants to send anything in.

btw 451 lads keep up the good work it's a v funny publication