Monaghan United get new manager

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  • hoopy
    Reserves
    • Oct 2003
    • 936

    #61
    As a Hoop I have to thank Roddy as apparantely it was him who "put Shamrock Rovers back on the map". Must've been while he was leaving the games early to go to boxing matches, or having no training for days while he did other things.
    False hope is worse than no hope. Ask Sligo.

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    • Royal rover
      Youth Team
      • Nov 2005
      • 233

      #62
      Guaranteed Roddy will write a book in the next few years!!!!!!!

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      • Eminence Grise
        Seasoned Pro
        • May 2010
        • 2825

        #63
        Originally posted by Royal rover
        Guaranteed Roddy will colour in a book in the next few years!!!!!!!
        Fixed that for you...
        Hello, hello? What's going on? What's all this shouting, we'll have no trouble here!
        - E Tattsyrup.

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        • horton
          Reserves
          • Nov 2010
          • 510

          #64
          Most of you think Monaghan will be a mediocre midtable team anyway, what's the worst the guy can really do?!
          For once maybe someone will call me "sir" without adding "you're making a scene."

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          • total hoofball
            First Team
            • Nov 2009
            • 1321

            #65
            Originally posted by horton
            Most of you think Monaghan will be a mediocre midtable team anyway, what's the worst the guy can really do?!
            Finish bottom of the table?
            Quit before the last game of the season?
            Sign Carlton Palmer?
            Have a turnover of 40 players in the season?
            Bring in his nutjob buddies like Willo McDonagh?
            Do a runner on the fish and chip shop after their trip to Harps?
            Sing vile songs about fellow managers?
            Leave in the middle of matches and training?
            Vandalise opposition dressing rooms?
            Basically undo all the hard work Mick Cooke has done for Monaghan over the past 6/7 years?

            Monaghan were only 3 minutes from promotion last season and have signed good players this season, alot of people have been underestimating how they would perform this season, until Roddy arrived
            The Leinster Senior League needs a strong Bohemians

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            • Longfordian
              Coach
              • May 2002
              • 9227

              #66
              Originally posted by horton
              Most of you think Monaghan will be a mediocre midtable team anyway, what's the worst the guy can really do?!
              They don't think that themselves though and I don't think appointing the Rodster is the best way to go about fulfilling your ambitions, entertaining though it will no doubt be.
              The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand..

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              • sean r
                Youth Team
                • Jun 2003
                • 133

                #67
                efan ekouku is free so is carlton palmer!

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                • monkey9
                  Youth Team
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 222

                  #68
                  Originally posted by total hoofball
                  Finish bottom of the table?
                  Quit before the last game of the season?
                  Sign Carlton Palmer?
                  Have a turnover of 40 players in the season?
                  Bring in his nutjob buddies like Willo McDonagh?
                  Do a runner on the fish and chip shop after their trip to Harps?
                  Sing vile songs about fellow managers?
                  Leave in the middle of matches and training?
                  Vandalise opposition dressing rooms?
                  Basically undo all the hard work Mick Cooke has done for Monaghan over the past 6/7 years?

                  Monaghan were only 3 minutes from promotion last season and have signed good players this season, alot of people have been underestimating how they would perform this season, until Roddy arrived
                  Yeah, but besides all that, what's the worst he can do!!!??

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                  • total hoofball
                    First Team
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 1321

                    #69
                    Some quality trolling from Roddy in today's News of the World!

                    "I've been out of the game for six and a half years, have met spoofers in my time but i'm glad to be here."

                    "I looked around the league and saw so many managers who I don't rate get good jobs. What have Pat Fenlon, Stephen Kenny or Alan Mathews ever done? None of those guys could have walked into Carlisle United and achieved what I did."

                    "The guys I rate the highest in the league are Michael O'Neill, Paul Cook and Pete Mahon. The rest are part of a little sewing circle and I don't want part of that."

                    On the sore topic of his history with relegation, particularly with Carlisle United....

                    "Ah, hold on. I was not in charge on the day they went down. Had I been, we would have stayed up."

                    "I don't need to justify my record to anyone. I don't feel the need to prove anything. What I achieved at Bohs was sensational. The club was in disarray when I arrived. When I left, we won the double. People will accuse me me of shooting my mouth off. But it is a fact. I introduced full-time football to Ireland. I introduced Glen Crowe, Kevin Hunt and Jamie Harris to the league."

                    "At Carlisle, I guarantee there is not one League of Ireland manager - including Pat Fenlon - who would have kept them in the league. When that happened, I received faxes from Alex Ferguson, Lawrie McMenamy and Barry Fry, men I'd never met, congratulating me on the job I'd done."

                    "Dublin City were doomed when I arrived. I had no chance there. At Shamrock Rovers, there was no money, but we had a team containing Paddy McCourt, Brian Shelley, Jason Gavin, David Mooney and Barry Murphy. Had they the finances they have now then I would have dominated the Irish game. I don't hold a grudge against Rovers for that. They were rebuilding their club and wanted to move on. That's fine. What I couldn't get my head around was the fact it seemed to be a case of everyone saying 'don't touch Roddy'. Why no club would take a chance on me was baffling? I felt I was being black-balled. Something was wrong. And it it not me"

                    "My record proves I haven't got a bad eye for players. So I'll discover talent. People don't give Roddy Collins credit. They laughed at me for applying for jobs. Is that a sin? Is that a crime? I'm here because I am excellent at what I do. I've a desire and ambition to fulfil things in management. I study football morning, noon and night"
                    He's back alright
                    The Leinster Senior League needs a strong Bohemians

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                    • total hoofball
                      First Team
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 1321

                      #70
                      Originally posted by monkey9
                      Yeah, but besides all that, what's the worst he can do!!!??
                      Sign Pats legend and fitness fanatic Michael Keane?

                      The Leinster Senior League needs a strong Bohemians

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                      • Valentine
                        Apprentice
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 18

                        #71
                        100% win record, how can you argue against him :P

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                        • El-Pietro
                          Seasoned Pro
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 3662

                          #72
                          out of the game for 6 and a half years? What was he doing in Malta? Or in his brief brief brief spell in Cork?

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                          • hoopy
                            Reserves
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 936

                            #73
                            Originally posted by El-Pietro
                            What was he doing in Malta?
                            Laying tarmac on driveways.
                            False hope is worse than no hope. Ask Sligo.

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                            • Sam_Heggy
                              Seasoned Pro
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 3894

                              #74
                              Originally posted by hoopy
                              Laying about on tarmac driveways.
                              Fixed that.
                              http://www.ustream.tv/channel/finn-harps-radio

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                              • Magicme
                                New Signing
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 8294

                                #75
                                Roddy Collins Press Conference part 1

                                And part 2

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